All categories - 23 February 2007

If not, I have farming. Can I write the house off as part of my farming supplies and loss???

2007-02-23 14:15:09 · 6 answers · asked by pa_ps2 2 in United States

The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid...

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

2007-02-23 14:15:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

No Kafka, and Nietzsche because I already know.

2007-02-23 14:15:05 · 7 answers · asked by dk 6 in Books & Authors

I have a newborn baby, i got pregnant by accident and was unprepared. I am now getting married to a man i love, zthe father of the baby. I know it is early, but when the my child grows up and is able to understand about having a baby, and that stuff.... and when he asks about when he was concieved and everything....should i tell him he was an accident or would that make him feel unloved?
please help me, serious answers only

2007-02-23 14:15:04 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

cut bait?

2007-02-23 14:15:02 · 26 answers · asked by patzky99 6 in Polls & Surveys

how can you tell by the guy's penis and testicles if he has had sex lately [like withith the past hour]

is this possible?

i've heard if the testicles were drawn close to the body then it meant they had recently had sex.

maybe you GUYS could help.

2007-02-23 14:14:55 · 4 answers · asked by youmakemesmile :] 1 in Men's Health

My step daughter is a really sweet and smart girl. She DOESN'T have ADD or ADHD- trust me. But her father and I have this problem with her taking FOREVER to eat, get ready in the morning, and do tasks around the house. She has no sense of urgency, even if we remind her that she's going to be late! The only thing that she is responsive to is when her dad yells at her like a drill sgt to get her butt in gear .
I'm not willing to compensate by waking up early or allowing for extra time to eat- I believe that she needs to learn how to quit being so slow. If she doesn't learn now (at age 9) I think it will just cause her more problems when she gets older. She'll just be one of those high schoolers who is always late to class and to work and will become an adult who is always slow and late.
We've tried taking her plate away after 30 minutes, embarassing her at school for being late, and asking her why she needs to be baby sat like a 3yr old. She just doesn't get it.What can I do

2007-02-23 14:14:52 · 13 answers · asked by Erin H 3 in Grade-Schooler

2007-02-23 14:14:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

Doesnt it seem that way to you? Does anyone have an explanation?

Aaron

2007-02-23 14:14:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a green card, and i am a flight attendent based in Europe. I am not always in the US may be twice a month.Do i have to wait for longer time to get my US citizenship compare with other green card holder who lives in the US.

2007-02-23 14:14:50 · 7 answers · asked by TR 1 in Immigration

im really skinny because of my metabolism no matter how much I eat or lift weights nothing happens and yes ive bought many types of protein shakes..I really need help, thanks

2007-02-23 14:14:41 · 6 answers · asked by Tookie Williams 4 in Diet & Fitness

I'm 26,( I didn't think guys still acted like this, I thought this type of attitude remained in high school ) We only dated for like a month,and he dumped me because I didn't feel like I was ready for sex after a month (which I think is ridiculous to want to sleep with a person after a month of just meeting them)...Was I wrong for not wanting to put out?

2007-02-23 14:14:41 · 15 answers · asked by ƒ®îgg Üþ ©hî¢ ®™ 1 in Etiquette

Theres three editions. The regular widescreen that is about $10 and the two other editions about $20. I understand that the more expensive versions have more feautures, but are the special feautures worth the money? And, what does it mean by it being dubbed and a special dub version? If i am a fan of westley, should i get the dread pirate roberts version isntead of the buttercup version if i buy either of those?

2007-02-23 14:14:40 · 3 answers · asked by Eleisn L 1 in Movies

2007-02-23 14:14:38 · 3 answers · asked by Courtney G 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Humane society?

I am going to put an application in to a humane society but I need to know about how long it will be before I know if I can volunteer. Also, I want to know what types of things I will be doing in more detail (link below, either kennel assistant or canine specialist). I really want to work with the animals because I would like to go into a career with dogs (possibly training and opening a shelter). If I have the choice between the two, which would be best (I really don't want to teach any classes but will if absolutely have to)?

http://kearneyhumane.com/volunteer.html...


P.S.:
I am only 16, in high school out of the town where it is so I can only work on weekends

2007-02-23 14:14:35 · 3 answers · asked by nedoglover 4 in Other - Pets

What is it's name & who sings it?

it gose---boogy that's my name,........,west coast never be the same.

2007-02-23 14:14:35 · 2 answers · asked by Kt 2 in Music

Could Astrology be the code that unlocks that storehouse of knowledge?

2007-02-23 14:14:34 · 8 answers · asked by sunflare63 7 in Philosophy

it says " ur one in a million, ur once in a liftime u made me discover the true ............. (thats all i remember)

i heard that from yhe scene where all the contestants have their number!

wats the title of the song? and who sings that song?

2007-02-23 14:14:33 · 2 answers · asked by napdeo 1 in Movies

This is my 2nd year of medical school....and I dont know if I should continue or not.

I wanted to be a doctor ever since I was a child, I wanted to be a doctor so I can help people, save peoples lives. Both my mom and dad are doctors. However, right now, I'm not so sure if I want to be a doctor anymore. I'm studying all the time, that I'm always stressed out. At the same time, I think if I quit now....then I'll regret it later because being a doctor has always been my goal.

Should I continue with medical school, or take a break for a while?

2007-02-23 14:14:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

Please help the Dog the Bounty Hunter! http://www.petitiononline.com/20062007/petition.html

2007-02-23 14:14:15 · 1 answers · asked by Thorn H 1 in Media & Journalism

There are lots to choose from...take your pick. Best all around answer without being real nasty......I will pick the winner.

2007-02-23 14:14:15 · 17 answers · asked by missellie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 14:14:11 · 8 answers · asked by Randy R 2 in Other - Food & Drink

please do not say poetry.com (scam)

2007-02-23 14:14:09 · 3 answers · asked by Bloo 2 in Books & Authors

I have these red,dry,wrinkly areas on the arch on the bottom of my feet and they won't go away! I had something like this during the summer and early fall and I thought that it had something to do with the chemicles in the pool and it stopped when I wasn't swimming. But now it's back and worse! It looks like a bunch of zits on my feet and it is so itchy. I tried putting some bath and body works lotion on it, and it helped a little, but not for long.

2007-02-23 14:14:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

My bro posted this and I think he should of been BEAT what about u?

usually just get lectured when I get in trouble. Well, I got into so bad stuff at school and cussed out a teacher, when she sent me to the principle I didn't go and sprayed the word B**** on her door. Ha, well I thought it was funny. Well, anyway I get sent to the office, and my mom come's to get me, all the way home she's yelling at me and crap. I get out of the car and she said, You're grounded, three weeks. I said w/e and pushed her. I didn't realize my dad was looking out the window, from his study, when I did. My dad ran down stairs, grabbed me and toled me to go to my room. I said no, so he grabbed my arm and pulled me to my room, he slammed the door and then I noticed he was pulling off his belt. I really didn't know what he was doing. I tryed to escape but he pulled down my jeans and boxers threw me on the bed and spanked me 25 times. I was crying when he finished and I realized he was to. I don't think I should of been spanked. He didn't abbuse me. Am I right?

2007-02-23 14:14:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

for whatever reason I'm thinking about a water balloon..making a popping noise and then water lol I know that sounds silly

2007-02-23 14:13:59 · 34 answers · asked by cirnrab 3 in Pregnancy

2007-02-23 14:13:58 · 7 answers · asked by dylanevans1 1 in Internet

I have been bestfriends with Josh for almost two years now and we just recently decided to try being in a romantic relationship. Things were okay for a while even though we were having a lot of trouble transitioning to anything physical. But lately it seems like everything he does irritates me. He never came to see me in my last play even though when we were just friends he came and saw me in my other plays. We rarely even talk anymore. He skips out on things we had planned to do and we never hang out. But when I told him that I felt like things weren't going very well and explained how I was feeling like I've lost my bestfriend, he said that the relationship was really important to him and he wanted to work on it. Nothing has changed though! What do I do? I don't want to dump him and risk losing my bestfriend but I don't feel like I have a boyfriend either!

2007-02-23 14:13:57 · 11 answers · asked by So Complicated 1 in Singles & Dating

american idol season 5? Katharine mcphee or talor hicks

2007-02-23 14:13:55 · 17 answers · asked by Sexy Mama 1 in Polls & Surveys

This guy I hate just tole me he REALLY likes me...... and I need help to NOT crush his feelings saying no.

2007-02-23 14:13:54 · 13 answers · asked by Ashley P 1 in Singles & Dating