The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid...
Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
2007-02-23 14:15:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha these are funny. i dont think i can top them but they were good. lol
2007-02-23 15:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by Alice Cullen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
How do a fool and his money GET together?
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
How come there aren't B batteries?
If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
2007-02-23 17:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it really is stupid! Paris Hitler not at all went to college for freaks sake! She dropped out at the same time as in grade 3.What a dumb individual...guy, what does she have??? no longer some thing no expertise no attractiveness no longer some thing..why is she even on television..in simple terms beause she has the braveness to be bare??? at the starting up, Europe isn't finished of french human beings or french some thing.And is she insulting Europe by conserving that she did not see some thing in simple terms because she wasn't in u.s.? She must be embarassed
2016-12-04 21:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by barnas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've wondered the same thing about yogurt and expiration dates too!
...and WD40, were the other 39 attempts close but just not quite right? Somebody must have really been working hard when they finally came up with Formula 409 cleaner.
what's up with "Twinkle Twinkle LIttle Star" and the "ABC" song having the same tune?
finding something you are looking for in the last place you would have looked....why would you keep looking if you found it?
those are just a few that keep me wondering......
2007-02-23 15:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by Lora E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
no it just means if you pick 5 random people then 4 of them would have experienced it
2007-02-23 14:48:55 · answer #5 · answered by Sexxi~Hot~Mama 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If your with people and somebody farts....one would normally say you stink but if you notice - there will usually be somebody else smelling it and saying oh gross you stink man and whoevers around follows suit and smells the fart!
As for an answer for one of yours.....
( If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? )
You've succeeded at failling.
2007-02-23 14:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's this one saying i like. it doesn't really have to do with these but i think it's funny.
everyone has six pack abs. some people just have more padding to protect theirs.
2007-02-23 15:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol: if incest is against christianity (which I think it is) how did adam and eve's children have children?
2007-02-23 14:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
2007-02-23 16:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by somebody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋