All categories - 22 February 2007

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree "

"A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only..."

2007-02-22 20:45:03 · 38 answers · asked by daftarseuk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-22 20:44:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 20:44:02 · 15 answers · asked by pesokitty 1 in Weddings

any help on this would be really appreciated...i'm so stuck for ideas! all suggestions welcome! thanks

2007-02-22 20:44:02 · 2 answers · asked by zaraxia 2 in Media & Journalism

I have an irritating cough from which I've suffered for some months or even a year or two. It is not painful, just tickly, and seems to come and go. Sometimes I don't cough for a day or more then I have a coughing fit for a few minutes then it's gone again. It is never productive but I seem to have a fairly constant tickle in my lungs. Anyone have any ideas?

2007-02-22 20:43:59 · 13 answers · asked by dingbat 3 in Respiratory Diseases

heard a bar of soap is good

2007-02-22 20:43:44 · 14 answers · asked by mitcham y 1 in Other - Food & Drink

As my children are all at full time school, I have returned to study at university. All was going smoothly until today... I was just about to leave when my son started vomiting!
My kids school has 'assembly' every Friday where they may make a speech or get an award. I am unable to attend (unless I skip class).
Parents. How do you juggle this? How do YOU decide which assemblies/excursions are necessary for you to attend? Do you suffer the dreaded guilt?
How do you find the time for 2 full time jobs?
I really need some advice from parents who are doing this.
Thanks.

2007-02-22 20:43:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

man united @ liverpool

2007-02-22 20:42:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2007-02-22 20:42:51 · 10 answers · asked by ika 1 in Religion & Spirituality

lokoking for a list of country music songs that appreed in films and shows and tv programes

2007-02-22 20:42:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-02-22 20:42:38 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

State The Following :
1 : What You Would Do
2 : Reason
3 : Any Other Relevant Information.

2007-02-22 20:42:37 · 5 answers · asked by Unazaki 4 in Mythology & Folklore

State The Following :
1 : What You Would Do
2 : Reason
3 : Any Other Relevant Information

2007-02-22 20:42:35 · 5 answers · asked by Unazaki 4 in Mythology & Folklore

A very brave and courageous act of character and integrity I might add.

2007-02-22 20:42:21 · 3 answers · asked by Out $1000 3 in Royalty

hiya me and my boyfriend are 19 and 26 years old and we are looking for a nice place to go in spain - have no idea where - we would like sumwhere that is hot in august - has nice beaches and good nightlife - but not too mad !!!!! and is cheap cheap cheap !! been to magaluf before and didnt really like it !!! anywhere you can suggest ??? thanxs xxxxx sorry to put it in this catogerie but seem to get more answers x

2007-02-22 20:42:12 · 6 answers · asked by sara2007 1 in Cooking & Recipes

Im in the middle of a thunderstorm at the moment, and obviously thunder is the sound of the lightning delayed because light travels faster than sound. But why do you think that sometimes thunder is louder than other cracks of thunder? I mean sometimes you get a giant boom of thunder and then other times you get just a rumble!?

Know what I mean?

2007-02-22 20:42:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

I didn't go looking to read her emails or snoop . She's staying with us and she hadn't logged out of her email and when I came to check my email, hers was on the screen. I never do stuff like this and I'm very trustworthy. I know I was VERY wrong to do this. I was actually trying to find out some innocent info. about her upcoming birthday. Instead, I read A LOT of bad stuff she had written behind my back to her friends. She had revealed some very personal stuff about me, had called me a bad mother and outright lied about me. I always thought we had a good relationship; she always tells me she loves me like a daughter, etc. I have confided personal things o her b/c I trusted her so much. Now I think she's just a hypocrit and I can never trust her. I know that I invaded her privacy. How can I confront her about this w/o telling her how I found out? And does she have more of a right to be angry at me for reading her email or me at her for all the malicious stuff he had written about me?

2007-02-22 20:42:08 · 15 answers · asked by girlie 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

I read a comment in a magazine that the staff were debating whether it was as good as 'Doctor Who'!

I think both are great in their own way and not to be compared... 'Doctor Who' has been around for centuries.

'Primival' is showing some promise...especially as its a British sci-fi. Not many brit sci-fi seem to do too well which is a pity - so this is refreshing.

I am hoping the writers don't mess it up!

2007-02-22 20:42:06 · 11 answers · asked by _ 4 in Television

2007-02-22 20:42:00 · 13 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 20:41:56 · 8 answers · asked by JAMES 4 in Medicine

2007-02-22 20:41:51 · 2 answers · asked by redneck282006 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

is blonde more femenin?

2007-02-22 20:41:49 · 18 answers · asked by a fantasy 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

soft tissue impressions in a fossil dinosaur was discovered in Petraroia, Italy. The discovery was reported in 1998, and described the specimen of a small, very young coelurosaur, Scipionyx samniticus. The fossil includes portions of the intestines, colon, liver, muscles, and windpipe of this immature dinosaur.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaurs#Soft_tissue_in_dinosaur_fossils

2007-02-22 20:41:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-02-22 20:41:09 · 5 answers · asked by letufuca23 1 in Other - Food & Drink

I'm an Indian. I don want to get into universities where racism prob exists. Also, I would like to study in a univ where friendly environment is assured..

2007-02-22 20:41:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

13 yr old girl who is 5'3 weigh? (yes. i am fully aware i'm 13 and "shouldnt worry about it" but can you please tell me?)

2007-02-22 20:40:53 · 2 answers · asked by meetmethere 3 in Diet & Fitness

my partner and i have been trying for a baby for just under 3 years without any joy, i have never been pregnant before. He has had his tests and they are fine, ive had a blood test but now i have to have a 21 day infertility blood test to test the progesterone before the doctor can refer me to the hospital. Are there any other tests that i can carry out myself at home, i have changed my diet to be more healthy and do not drink alchol. It seems to be putting pressure on out relationship as sex has become mechanical and i only want to have it for a baby and in my "most fertile time" .
any advice would be much appreciated

2007-02-22 20:40:41 · 7 answers · asked by bekie 2 in Trying to Conceive

Which band would you like to hear or you are fond of ......
I am fond of LP what about you people ......

2007-02-22 20:40:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-22 20:40:33 · 5 answers · asked by unknown87 1 in Women's Health

only become interested in me when I am no longer interested in them?

2007-02-22 20:40:09 · 13 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Polls & Surveys