A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree "
"A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only..."
2007-02-22 20:45:03 · 38 answers · asked by daftarseuk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO x3! I had to wait for like 10 minutes to answer this question, all the laughing made the people around think of me mental, but i know them, no rumours will spend. Thanks for lighting up my day.
In fact i''l give you a star :)
2007-02-22 21:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by lil dreamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-02-22 22:39:08 · answer #2 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! but watch out for the pine needles off the Christmas tree, could get a little prickly.
2007-02-22 20:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad 7/10
2007-02-22 20:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My tree from 2006 christmas still up,,
why ? probably I waited till your joke comes up.
now I just have to kick the balls,
useless balls . .
:
2007-02-22 21:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by JUSS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol.That was funny especially the christmas tree part.
2007-02-22 20:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by D@ni DiC@prio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might find this funny if I hadn't posted this myself a few weeks ago. Thank you for the flattery!
2007-02-23 20:42:09 · answer #7 · answered by white wolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oh, yes, indeedy! LOL.
This is hilarious! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great evening!
2007-02-25 09:47:13 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!
2007-02-22 20:49:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha a new one
i like it lol ha ha haa
v.good-8/10
and it has trouble staying
in the upright position
2007-02-22 21:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋