"Doc, ya gotta help me."
"I'll try. What's wrong?"
"All day, every day, I hear voices."
"Hmm. What do the voices say?
"Oh, man. The most horrible, despicable things. It's driving me mad."
"I see. That can be disturbing. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm so upset I can't remember."
"Well then, describe your typical day."
"I sit in an office and listen to other people's problems."
"You mean, like a psychiatrist?"
"YES, THAT'S IT!!!"
2007-02-22
13:00:34
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