"Doc, ya gotta help me."
"I'll try. What's wrong?"
"All day, every day, I hear voices."
"Hmm. What do the voices say?
"Oh, man. The most horrible, despicable things. It's driving me mad."
"I see. That can be disturbing. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm so upset I can't remember."
"Well then, describe your typical day."
"I sit in an office and listen to other people's problems."
"You mean, like a psychiatrist?"
"YES, THAT'S IT!!!"
2007-02-22 13:00:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think it's an original. I thought it up over a year ago. Joined Y!A in early Jan.
2007-02-22 13:09:24 · update #1
Sorry. It's supposed to be a joke, not a riddle. Mea culpa.
2007-02-22 13:10:47 · update #2
That's pretty good, made me chuckle.
2007-02-22 13:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He said yes to LIKE a psychiatrist, not he WAS one. He could be a priest or he could be a bartender. Maybe even a marriage counselor, principal, a claims department manager. He could be alot of things. I don't get it.
2007-02-22 21:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by Bo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes a psychiatrist. bam 10 points
2007-02-22 21:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like the one my nut job of a mom goes to. Not EVEN kidding.
2007-02-22 21:03:44 · answer #4 · answered by Lauran B. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An ordinary doctor . A phsychatrist donot have to ask what is the problem . But if its an ordinary doctor he have to ask whats your problem .
2007-02-22 21:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by Neethu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant remember if I heard this sumwhere...is it God? lol, just a guess...hope I get to find out the answer
2007-02-22 21:03:59 · answer #6 · answered by kers 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? He's a psychiatrist. You just said it.
: )
2007-02-22 21:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Generally, you're not supposed to give away the punch line. But thanks for the 2 points anyway!
2007-02-22 21:07:28 · answer #8 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A priest.
2007-02-22 21:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by Just For Fun 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You misspelled 'mea', it should be 'mi'.
2007-02-22 21:17:01 · answer #10 · answered by fpsfreak101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋