All categories - 21 February 2007

this elderly man went to doctor for his checkup and he took his wife with him because he is hard of hearing so the doctor checked him all over and said sir i would like to run some lab tests i wouold like samples of your urine,blood,semon. the old man looks at his wife and says what did he say? the wife looks him in the face and says "leave your shorts"

2007-02-21 21:24:37 · 5 answers · asked by lost_sole_28 4 in Jokes & Riddles

For instance; If I go to a new car dealer, say Toyota or Honda, and I want a very specific vehicle (color, specs, etc.) and they don't have it will they call another dealership to bring one over? And, assuming the 1st dealer has to pay the 2nd dealer for that car, will the 2nd dealer just charge what they had to pay? Or will the price be jacked up all the way around and I would end up paying two costs over MSRP instead of just one cost over MSRP?
Whew!! I think I'm confusing myself.

2007-02-21 21:24:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

2007-02-21 21:24:24 · 6 answers · asked by amit m 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

If you wanted to show friends great places to go to ,while they were visiting...what would you show them..where would you take them to,and why?
Would you have any great stories or historical things to tell them about these great places? What would they be?

2007-02-21 21:24:10 · 2 answers · asked by ladyk 2 in Other - Destinations

How long do you hold on for before it starts getting creepy.

2007-02-21 21:24:09 · 9 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 21:24:02 · 6 answers · asked by noni 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

2007-02-21 21:23:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my fiance has been married before and im from a small family,so we r having a small wedding.my in laws hav offered to pay for the meal as well so thats another reason why i dont want a bigish wedding,the're fantastic and i dnt want it to look like im takin advantage.we will b getting married in the evening at the registry office and then on to the hotel for a meal.has ne1 got any ideas how to dress the table nicely and where i could get lovely,not too expensive balloons???i am also trying for a baby,which i think cud turn out poistive this month,so any ideas wot i cud do after.im not sure on a reception as there arent enuf ppl for the expense of a reception and i wont b able to drink but i thought the day wud be abit longer than a meal.i really havent a clue wot to do,i just want it to b special.any advice wud b brillant.

2007-02-21 21:23:39 · 12 answers · asked by victoria 1 in Weddings

put yourself in the situation and then answere,,,be practical in answering!!

2007-02-21 21:23:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-21 21:23:22 · 3 answers · asked by Jodi M 1 in Theater & Acting

how can I use it?

2007-02-21 21:23:04 · 2 answers · asked by aryana r 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-02-21 21:23:01 · 13 answers · asked by MICHAEL H 1 in London

I have a tendency to do this so i was sondering if anyone can shed some light on this.

2007-02-21 21:22:55 · 2 answers · asked by roy_g_biv_83 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I have a friend whi is exhibiting these behaviors but it doesn't seem to fit any classic eating disorder. Here are her symptoms, can you tell me what she has?

-Intense fear of gaining weight
-Obsession with losing weight
-Not eating, or eatiing very little (only when no one is watching)
-Misuse of enemas

She doesn't exercise that much (doesn't really have a place to), but started this behavior about 1-2 weeks ago because her husband is a jerk who keeps telling her she's fat and comparing her to other women.

If she keeps this up, what will happen to her? Will she loose the weight she wants? And is there anything I can do to help? I'm scared she's gonna hurt herself.

2007-02-21 21:22:49 · 10 answers · asked by Celendar Girl 1 in Psychology

PLEASE HELP ME IM DESPERATE!!!!

2007-02-21 21:22:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

was it different much than the King James version?

how do people know the translation is correct or the same , say in German and English?

2007-02-21 21:22:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

i'm colorblind, and i know i can't get a job directly related to colors like say paint or textile manufacture, and i can't get a job in aviation, or drive in singapore. anything else that could it have a significant effect on?

2007-02-21 21:22:07 · 2 answers · asked by implosion13 4 in Other - Society & Culture

I need to gain weight by the end of this month or I will have to eat medicine. But I dont want my tummy ( stomach) to get big. Usually, when I eat a lot my stomch gets very big. What should I eat/do??
PLz help fast.

I dont want to eat medicine!!!!

2007-02-21 21:21:55 · 3 answers · asked by poonnapat 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-02-21 21:21:53 · 10 answers · asked by ashley b 1 in UEFA Champions League

I'm from Grecce so forgive my English Guardian. I'm an amatuer so imagination not help me verry much. If you can give me more details i wiil own you.

2007-02-21 21:21:29 · 4 answers · asked by Maria P 1 in Security

I have a friend whi is exhibiting these behaviors but it doesn't seem to fit any classic eating disorder. Here are her symptoms, can you tell me what she has?

-Intense fear of gaining weight
-Obsession with losing weight
-Not eating, or eatiing very little (only when no one is watching)
-Misuse of enemas

She doesn't exercise that much (doesn't really have a place to), but started this behavior about 1-2 weeks ago because her husband is a jerk who keeps telling her she's fat and comparing her to other women.

If she keeps this up, what will happen to her? Will she loose the weight she wants? And is there anything I can do to help? I'm scared she's gonna hurt herself.

2007-02-21 21:21:27 · 3 answers · asked by Celendar Girl 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-02-21 21:21:14 · 6 answers · asked by jlb 5 in Credit

This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er...features...of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean it has a pxnis... ...AND a brain?"

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?

A: Sxxual harassment.

Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?

A: $3.99 a minute
Dear Lord,
I pray for:
Wisdom: To understand my man
Love: To forgive him
Patience: For his moods
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death

2007-02-21 21:21:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We start going out ..... should I just call it a day.... and move on....

I really like this girl .... but she is so grumpy today.... and i never get to see her enough...... we are dating.... what should i do I dont want to go out with someone that is grumpy....

2007-02-21 21:21:12 · 17 answers · asked by Fox Hunter 4 in Singles & Dating

How many little sisiters does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, i cannot remember...

2007-02-21 21:21:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When the price of ice cream rose 25%, the quantity of ice cream sold fell 10%, and the sale of chocolate
syrup also fell 15%. This set of facts indicates that:
a. The demand for ice cream is price elastic.
b. The demand for chocolate syrup is price elastic.
c. The cross-price elasticity between ice cream and chocolate syrup is negative, so the two are complements.
d. The cross-price elasticity between ice cream and chocolate syrup is positive, so the two are substi-
tutes.

2007-02-21 21:21:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

2007-02-21 21:20:57 · 6 answers · asked by Jac Tms 3 in Religion & Spirituality

th cd drive and the HDD have a lot of connectors pls do ex plain and name them

2007-02-21 21:20:53 · 3 answers · asked by rakesh 3 in Other - Hardware

is there a list or database on the internet, free if possible, also family history, what is the best way to start researching, it all looks quite confusing

2007-02-21 21:20:45 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

i recently had my ear pierced in the cartilage (like half way up the outer rim). trouble is i keep rolling onto that side in the night. ouch. will this effect the healing time?

2007-02-21 21:20:19 · 14 answers · asked by drunkredneck45 4 in Other - Skin & Body