This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er...features...of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean it has a pxnis... ...AND a brain?"
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sxxual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute
Dear Lord,
I pray for:
Wisdom: To understand my man
Love: To forgive him
Patience: For his moods
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death
2007-02-21 21:21:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not too bad 6/10
Tink x
2007-02-24 03:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Gonna keep that "Lords Prayer" in the drawer in my bedside table!!
2007-02-22 00:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by supated 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only like the first one.
2007-02-22 02:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by Grog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
begining to think blondes are very wise 10 10
2007-02-22 01:33:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Would love to answer you but since you haven't actually asked a question I'm stumped!
2007-02-21 21:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by joby 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Men are just an easy target.
2007-02-21 21:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Yeti 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmbo i'll give it a 10
2007-02-21 21:27:37 · answer #7 · answered by b17_4_life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, your on a roll today
another funny one
2007-02-21 21:27:00 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-21 21:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once again very funny and true
2007-02-21 21:26:01 · answer #10 · answered by fergie 11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋