(Q) What Do Most People Do on a Date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-Martin, Age 10
"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk
about love." -Craig, Age 9
(Q) When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks
to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have
videos of the wedding." -Allan, Age 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be
willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few
hours." Kally, Age 9
(Q) The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan"
-Kirsten, Age 10
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need somebody to clean up after them."
-Anita, Age 9
2007-02-20
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