A priest was driving along & saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped & offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in & crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open & reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look & nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him & immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered & apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, & went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory"
2007-02-19
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