A priest was driving along & saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped & offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in & crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open & reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look & nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him & immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered & apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, & went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory"
2007-02-19 00:14:09 · 8 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-19 00:14:21 · update #1
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2007-02-19 00:46:54 · answer #1 · answered by Vimal M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Psalm 129 doesn't say anything of that sort. "1 A Song of Ascents. {N} 'Much have they afflicted me from my youth up', let Israel now say; 2 'Much have they afflicted me from my youth up; but they have not prevailed against me. 3 The plowers plowed upon my back; they made long their furrows. 4 The LORD is righteous; He hath cut asunder the cords of the wicked.' 5 Let them be ashamed and turned backward, all they that hate Zion. 6 Let them be as the grass upon the housetops, which withereth afore it springeth up; 7 Wherewith the reaper filleth not his hand, nor he that bindeth sheaves his bosom. 8 Neither do they that go by say: 'The blessing of the LORD be upon you; {N} we bless you in the name of the LORD.' {P}"
2016-05-24 07:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-19 00:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaa ha ha.
One of my faves, love it.
Tink x
2007-02-19 00:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2007-02-19 00:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by leper madonna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and very true.
2007-02-19 04:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was excellent!!!! very very very funny!!! well done!!!
2007-02-19 00:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
nice one
2007-02-19 00:57:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋