went to pick up a shovel, then heard over the speaker don,t touch that shovel ,big murphy will kill ya..so left it and went for a pick. then heard over the speaker don,t touch that pick ,big murphy will kill ya..he thought what ill try the barrow.then heard over the speaker don,t touch that barrow ,big murphy will kill ya...he said thats it,asked where big murphy lived ran over there ,barged inside and ran straight upstairs,he seen this huge 6 foot body laying on the bed ,so he belted the crap out of it..he walked downstairs feeling happy .then the maid came up to him and said you shouldn't have touched they baby. big murphy will kill ya
2007-02-14
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