Tony Blair jogs in Hyde Park every day as part of a health kick. Each morning a tall, slim, very attractive woman jogs towards him and they exchange smiles. One day, as she passes she calls out "Fifty pounds" and Tony realises she is actually a hooker. Tony cannot resist having his bit of fun so next morning, in reply to the hooker's shout of "Fifty pounds", he responds with "How about a fiver?".
This becomes a regular occurence and Tony looks forward to seeing the woman. One morning, however, Cherie decides that she needs to tone up so she will jog along with her husband.
Alarm bells ring for Tony. After all, he doesn't want "the Boss" to think he has been up to anything on his morning excursions.
There's no escape and with Cherie by his side, he sees the hooker in the distance, his heart pounds & he feels under huge pressure.
As usual, the hooker smiles as she gets close. She opens her mouth and as she passes she calls out very loudly "See what you get for five quid?"
2007-02-05
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