Tony Blair jogs in Hyde Park every day as part of a health kick. Each morning a tall, slim, very attractive woman jogs towards him and they exchange smiles. One day, as she passes she calls out "Fifty pounds" and Tony realises she is actually a hooker. Tony cannot resist having his bit of fun so next morning, in reply to the hooker's shout of "Fifty pounds", he responds with "How about a fiver?".
This becomes a regular occurence and Tony looks forward to seeing the woman. One morning, however, Cherie decides that she needs to tone up so she will jog along with her husband.
Alarm bells ring for Tony. After all, he doesn't want "the Boss" to think he has been up to anything on his morning excursions.
There's no escape and with Cherie by his side, he sees the hooker in the distance, his heart pounds & he feels under huge pressure.
As usual, the hooker smiles as she gets close. She opens her mouth and as she passes she calls out very loudly "See what you get for five quid?"
2007-02-05 00:22:00 · 12 answers · asked by Who Yah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. OMG this is soooooo funny. i love it. Lol
2007-02-05 00:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm additionally in the united kingdom and bored to death of Tony Blair and his infinite lies- he has no longer greater the country and he might desire to bypass!! somebody could organise a march and we would desire to continually all bypass on strike. Blair took us to an unlawful conflict and has enable a lot of immigrants wherein are leaching of our reward. We the well-known public might desire to stand mutually and enable the government be attentive to that we desire a frontrunner this is easy and who places his international places affairs first.
2016-10-01 11:09:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny - did not see the punch line coming always the best jokes.
2007-02-05 00:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha. Good one
2007-02-05 00:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!very funny
2007-02-05 00:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-02-05 00:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by Evilcowstare 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-05 01:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!!!
but he got change from his fiver surely?????
2007-02-05 00:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnnnnny
2007-02-05 00:52:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO......she told him
2007-02-05 00:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋