All categories - 5 February 2007

i want something thats strong...but friendly...lol PLEASE HELP ME LOL ...i cant think of AAAANYTHING ..for my macho puppy lol hehe

2007-02-05 14:29:54 · 22 answers · asked by D 1 in Dogs

Head for the police perimeter thus adding to the risk of infection being transmitted then make up scare stories about bird flu when no one in britain has actually caught or died from bird flu.

2007-02-05 14:29:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I have tried several times to lose weight, sometimes I have eaten very little, but even with that, nothing happens (I exercise too). I believe my metabolism is too slow, what do I do?

2007-02-05 14:29:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

Describe why the person is significant to america, What did they do, nothing is telling me please tell me where you got ur information please

2007-02-05 14:29:49 · 6 answers · asked by norma l 1 in Homework Help

2007-02-05 14:29:44 · 2 answers · asked by stag77 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Do not waste your time replying about republican or democrats

Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

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Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1956 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to College, and becomes a successful businessman.

2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

1956 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

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Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.

1956 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.

2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.

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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1956: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1956 - Ants die.

2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.

2007-02-05 14:29:43 · 13 answers · asked by sapphire_630 5 in Politics

Would love suggestions for books or websites to help with this problem. It's killing me.

2007-02-05 14:29:42 · 7 answers · asked by AnswerGirl 2 in Adolescent

I only know this from where im from lol

2007-02-05 14:29:40 · 8 answers · asked by Sophie J 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm going to give you examples. i have 2 friends who are chain smokers, well one of them have a cousin who also hangs with us.who is a non-smoker..well guess what? last week the doc told her she had lung cancer! how is that fair? like i'm not wishing my friends any harm but if someone should have lung cancer wouldnt it be them?...another thing...i know these 2 studenst...one worked his *** out to get a good grades for law school whereas hte other one was a pure slacker...well guess who got into law school thanx to their daddy being an alumni and having plenty of money...the slacker...i dont agree with this...why is life so unfair? i dont get that. i really dont...i'm trying not to be bitter but how can i not? u know whwat i'm saying?

2007-02-05 14:29:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I want to get him something meaninful, sentimental, memorable. Something he would genuinely like. This is a special Valentine's Day for us. And men are so hard to shop for!

2007-02-05 14:29:34 · 4 answers · asked by lady_missunderstood2006 1 in Valentine's Day

My parents are always asking (for lack of a better word) "Impossible" questions.

What is it when a person asks something like:
"If you didn't have any paper, why didn't you check yesterday?"

At this point, i don't see why i would CHECK for paper if i didn't know that i NEEDED paper at that moment.
As you can see, this is very situational, but what I'm trying to ask for is that "word" that is used to describe people who talk like that (I.E. my parents)

2007-02-05 14:29:26 · 7 answers · asked by suckapunchyoface 2 in Psychology

My father is tobacco adict. He can't leave the habit even if he wants to leave it. He get tobacco daily 3 to 4 times. I want to get help from web and in search of such medicine that make him unliked the taste of the tobacco. So, I want to know whether any medicine is there that can do this?

2007-02-05 14:29:15 · 11 answers · asked by Neeta Suryvansh 2 in Alternative Medicine

I had a dream. that, this person I am madly in love with dies.... when I woke up. I was Crying, Sweaty and couldn't breathe....

please tell me what this means... I've been freaking out all day...

2007-02-05 14:29:14 · 10 answers · asked by Beccaface08 3 in Psychology

The short version is there's this girl I really like and we used to talk along time ago and then she told me she didn't want to talk to me any more. Then after that there was one day where we talked a little and we used to say hi to each other, then we stopped. She sneaks looks in my direction when it's just her or her and one of her friends around, and sometimes she'll walk near me or sit directly across from me at the table she sits at at lunch (and sometimes I see her looking up at me from where she's sitting) the only thing is there was just one time where she said something (again, short version) when she was around a lot of other people that showed that she doesn't like me. I clearly understand she doesn't feel the same was I do about her, and until recently I was hoping she missed me but now I'm sure she probably doesn't, but I still want to get her something just because, even though I think if I did she'd think she had me under control or whatever. Should I get her something?

2007-02-05 14:29:12 · 4 answers · asked by Icebox -0: Never Again 5 in Singles & Dating

the song goes. right burn get right there. im not sure what the name of the song is or who sings it. and it is a rap song.

2007-02-05 14:29:08 · 1 answers · asked by ben h 1 in Music

ok so its not genital herpes i have a problem with, its the coldsore type of one
can you get herpes from making out?
i think i might have it...
if so, what is the fastest and easiest way to get rid of it?
please help i can't live with it i need it gone ): =/

2007-02-05 14:29:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

When you are a lawyer, are there jobs that don't require you to plea in court.

I don't want to be the debating type. I'm more of a paper work type.

2007-02-05 14:29:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

They screwd up my reservation and then tell me that I can cancell but they are going to take the service fee. What the hell is wrong with them!!!!

2007-02-05 14:29:02 · 3 answers · asked by Cotton C 4 in Air Travel

2007-02-05 14:29:01 · 8 answers · asked by shawna h 1 in Other - Diseases

Well me and my x of 1 year have finally moved on but now we are just friends he said we should be bestfriends and he has a girlfriend now we are getting a bunch of friends together saturday and at the end of the convo he said I LOVE YOU ahh are these signs that he still likes me???

2007-02-05 14:29:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i want it white blonde and it is a yellow kinda orange blonde ....i put peroxide on it and blow dryed it but it didnt help at all! what are some homemade ways to take this yellowish orange tint out!

2007-02-05 14:28:58 · 11 answers · asked by miss_diamondprincess18 1 in Hair

did they develop?

2007-02-05 14:28:56 · 3 answers · asked by runeboi678 1 in History

2x - 4y = 18
-3x + 2y = -19

9x + 12y =45
-3x + 2y = 21

-24x + 40y = -32
3x + 4y = 13

2007-02-05 14:28:56 · 3 answers · asked by xinnybuxlrie 5 in Mathematics

The ones of where he is naked on the horse.

2007-02-05 14:28:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I'm really looking forward to going but she thinks something is going to "happen" to her that she will regret. I mean, I guess they call it "Sin City" for a reason but is it really that bad/dangerous? Thanks for the feedback!

2007-02-05 14:28:52 · 16 answers · asked by BKelly237 3 in Las Vegas

2007-02-05 14:28:52 · 11 answers · asked by Sean 5 in Religion & Spirituality

is karma real? and more importantly is it fair? i'd like to hear peoples views on karma and if they believe that karma is working evenly in their lives.

2007-02-05 14:28:49 · 21 answers · asked by beckersmcgee 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-05 14:28:49 · 20 answers · asked by vany 1 in Quotations

For example, a planet-thick shell of lead at 3K with an inner radius of 13 billion light years or so.

This is why the sky is mostly dark. Also, the universe expands due to the gravitational pull from objects outside of the shell.

2007-02-05 14:28:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

Serious meaning a couple months or so, but I'm sure you cna judge whether or not it was serious. I'm just curious. I've had two, and combined, I was only single for 6 months of high school, but I'm not complaining. It's been a good time.

2007-02-05 14:28:46 · 20 answers · asked by ifoundapennyonheads 2 in Singles & Dating