All categories - 3 February 2007

The chief decides to give him a chance before they cook him and eat him. He says to the man 'you must go in the first tent and drink an entire vat of malt whisky, not a drop must be left. Next you must go into the second tent where there is a lion in considerable pain with a thorn in it's paw. You must remove it and gain the lions respect. Finally you must go into the third tent and shag my virgin daughter three times. If you can do all of this you are free to leave.
The man goes to the first tent, drinks an entire vat of whisky. Not a drop was left.
He then goes to the second tent and all you could hear was roaring and screaming. He finally comes out of the second tent and says 'right now where's this lion with a sore paw!'

2007-02-03 20:26:43 · 14 answers · asked by jan the gooner 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Is there any 'proof' of Christianity other than a 2000 year old 'chinese whisper'? I am looking for any actual proof that the Christian God exists.

2007-02-03 20:26:21 · 34 answers · asked by thomasgilboy 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-03 20:26:16 · 3 answers · asked by NEST 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-02-03 20:26:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-03 20:25:59 · 16 answers · asked by BMW M5 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-03 20:24:58 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Other - Sports

2007-02-03 20:24:56 · 7 answers · asked by jay G 1 in Renting & Real Estate

smh mean? Its like saying lol (laughing out loud) but I don't know what it means. Anyone know?

2007-02-03 20:24:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-03 20:24:53 · 13 answers · asked by metzy 1 in Psychology

There are various studies available in T.A. softwares to anticipate trend reversals / continuations. I am however not certain how the time to hit target is judged?

2007-02-03 20:24:46 · 6 answers · asked by Sharad 2 in Investing

I'm starting to doubt it. I'm a boomer and in many ways pretty childish.

2007-02-03 20:24:42 · 5 answers · asked by alfie 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I was with some college friends gathering when a girl in the group (who kept checkinh me out the whole time)that I dont know told one of my female friends that I am a DJ,
is that a good thing or not?
and what that means?
there was no music or anything related to DJ!
what that mean?

2007-02-03 20:24:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-03 20:24:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, watch this video.

2007-02-03 20:24:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-03 20:24:24 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I find this to be a growing phenomenon on yahoo Q&A. I'm not sure what we should do...should we offer cream pies they could hurl at each other? Perhaps a christian cage match?

It just seems like everytime a "person of god" gets mad at another "person of god" then they start telling each other to repent.

2007-02-03 20:24:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Meaning if people were to stop their biased hatred for other religions and teamed up to objectively try and find which religion is right.

2007-02-03 20:24:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-03 20:24:07 · 9 answers · asked by deanrusk44 1 in Dogs

i have beautiful roses but the grass hoppers are eating them aswell as my tomatoes

2007-02-03 20:23:54 · 4 answers · asked by amz 1 in Garden & Landscape

I am studying portuguese in a 1st yr. level class at a univ. I went to Brazil nearly 30 years ago as an exchange student, so my spoken port. is not too bad, especially once i've been speaking it for awhile - once i warm up. I am taking the class because i want to learn the proper grammar. Most people were nice, but some made fun of me, as some of the grammar in my question wasn't quite correct. It was a combo of a little carelessness, tiredness and forgetfulness and a little bit of not knowing verb tenses or correct words. Language changes over time with the intro of pop culture and slang, so i'm not really up-to-date. But i think it was a good effort on my part and i know it wasn't all wrong.

My question is, how would you react to someone who was from another country, trying to learn english and asked a grammatical question. Would you be nasty with snide remarks, or would you be helpful? What kind of person are you?

2007-02-03 20:23:47 · 5 answers · asked by jama_bc 2 in Languages

2007-02-03 20:23:46 · 3 answers · asked by bedianl 2 in Kolkatta

has anyone ever heard of dogs having to have their anal glands massaged.i was told that this was common if they started to smell and that you could esp tell on inside dogs. i thought they just needed a bath. this is a serious question

2007-02-03 20:23:45 · 8 answers · asked by TBALL 2 in Dogs

2007-02-03 20:23:44 · 15 answers · asked by pinklilyhun 2 in Fish

It happens after I've been up and moving around for a while, and wont stop. Its getting bad, and I don't know what it might be. Modesty aside, I am a size DD, and my ma' says that's what's causing it...but wouldn't that make both my shoulderblades hurt? Any suggestions? And please don't say 'go see a doctor' or something like that.

I can't go see a doctor, we...don't have health insurance. Any other suggestions? Maybe food, sleeping ways, or hell even BRA tips? Something, anything that might work, its getting really bad. And its only after I've been moving around for a few minutes to a few hours. At the end of the day, when I lay down, there's like this pressure being lifted off my back, and its almost painful.

Or is that normal? Meh...I don't know. All I DO know, is that my shoulderblade hurts, I can't sleep and I'm sick of hearing chest jokes. And lame ones at that.

2007-02-03 20:23:42 · 5 answers · asked by Sabrina 2 in Pain & Pain Management

I was driving home, and ran over what appeared to be a human body that was in the middle of the road. My guess is that someone placed a dummy there, probably kids, to scare people into thinking they ran over someone.

Well, it certainly scared me! I drove back to find it was only a dummy, but it was horrifying!

What is wrong with the person who did this - I mean, how do they even think to do something like this?

2007-02-03 20:23:30 · 5 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-02-03 20:23:23 · 5 answers · asked by Ylia 4 in Psychology

2007-02-03 20:23:16 · 4 answers · asked by amdG! 2 in Other - Food & Drink

Source: 70% of Americans are against the Iraq war.

2007-02-03 20:23:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-02-03 20:23:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government