The chief decides to give him a chance before they cook him and eat him. He says to the man 'you must go in the first tent and drink an entire vat of malt whisky, not a drop must be left. Next you must go into the second tent where there is a lion in considerable pain with a thorn in it's paw. You must remove it and gain the lions respect. Finally you must go into the third tent and shag my virgin daughter three times. If you can do all of this you are free to leave.
The man goes to the first tent, drinks an entire vat of whisky. Not a drop was left.
He then goes to the second tent and all you could hear was roaring and screaming. He finally comes out of the second tent and says 'right now where's this lion with a sore paw!'
2007-02-03 20:26:43 · 14 answers · asked by jan the gooner 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now thats what i call a joke and well worth reading LMAO thumbs up for you
2007-02-03 22:20:58 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean there's still three daughters to look after?
2007-02-04 04:41:24 · answer #2 · answered by greenshirt_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor lion!
2007-02-04 04:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by auburn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-04 09:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-02-04 05:33:37 · answer #5 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good hee hee ha ha
2007-02-04 04:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by fergie 11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2007-02-04 05:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want some of that Whiskey!!!
2007-02-04 04:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by bornagainandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-04 06:30:44 · answer #9 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha....good one
2007-02-04 04:29:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋