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2007-01-31 06:57:38 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently
put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation
went something like this:

Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"
Man: "Yes I did. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what
happened."

Judge: "Proceed."
Man: "I got lost in the woods. I hadn't had anything to eat for two weeks. I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake for some fish.

I knew that if I followed the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish. Unfortunately, in the process of taking the fish I killed the Eagle. I figured that since I killed the Eagle I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."

Judge: "The court will take a recess while we analyze your testimony."

15 minutes goes by and the judge returns.

Judge: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you
didn't intend to kill the Eagle, the court will dismiss the charges.
But if you don't mind the court asking, what does a Bald Eagle taste
like?"

Man: "Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can
describe it is maybe a combination between a California Condor and a
Spotted Owl."

2007-01-31 06:57:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 06:57:36 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 06:57:32 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I know a stupid Q but I'm just wondering
my little sister wants me to help her make her room suit her personality and shes sort of goth and loves vampires and the whole theme what would i do to her room
my mam would'nt allow her to paint it black
her room was only painted cream a while ago
any tips???

2007-01-31 06:57:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2007-01-31 06:57:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and how many people are buried around the world? bit of a weird question i know but was just reading about Ouija boards when it occured to me how many spirits could be out there!!!!

2007-01-31 06:57:20 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

Is it normal to have the bridesmaids pay for their own dresses or is it the brides job?

2007-01-31 06:57:19 · 26 answers · asked by *♥Tarita♥* 3 in Weddings

2007-01-31 06:57:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Why not?

2007-01-31 06:57:11 · 13 answers · asked by Great Eskape 5 in Music

How safe is it to do your own peircing's? Navel is what I'm planning.

2007-01-31 06:57:09 · 21 answers · asked by Nate M 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 06:57:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax, let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ....... He sighed................

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."

2007-01-31 06:57:03 · 10 answers · asked by iluvmyself676 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Fidel Castro, took away property, killed many, sent troops to die in Angola, ruined economy in Cuba. Fool even prohibited tourism for many years. Bush is bad, but not by Castro standards.

2007-01-31 06:56:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

Which event is better: LLWS or the College World Series??? Which one would you rather watch on ESPN? Which one would you rather attend: the CWS in Omaha or the LLWS in Williamsport?

2007-01-31 06:56:53 · 9 answers · asked by captaincarney 3 in Baseball

Show that the sum of the first n positive odd integers is n^2.

Can you show all the steps to the process and show all of the steps? The most complete and detailed answer will receive 10 points. Thank you.

2007-01-31 06:56:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Ok bit of background first... I was having 2 periods a month for ages then was diagnosed with PCOS 3 years ago and was put on Dianette (pill) which regulated my periods and stopped all my other symptoms, I was then taken off it after almost 2 years and put on a lower dose pill which caused major mood swings so I stopped taking any medication. This was in December 2005 and I had my last period just over a year ago. Should I be worried? I haven't had a period in over a year when I used to have very regular ones until they went up the wall. I know PCOS can cause a lack of periods but surely as mine used to be regular before my diagnosis they would have gone back to how they were? Or at least the 2 a month thing? Anyone got any ideas of what could be up?

2007-01-31 06:56:49 · 5 answers · asked by ★♥ KillerBea ♥★ 4 in Women's Health

Innate Behaviors are behaviors animals are born with. Learned behaviors are behaviors that animals have... well, learned. Thanks, I would really like a good answer with lots of details.( It doesn't ahve to have lots of details. Just enougj for me to get a good grade. I need the answer by 2/3/07. Thanks!

2007-01-31 06:56:49 · 3 answers · asked by Nawal Aditya 2 in Reptiles

I am trying to eat healthier, and I know oatmeal is great for breakfast. However, I also know that some foods can by tricky! I don't know if this would be too much sugar, etc. I appreciate your time!

2007-01-31 06:56:46 · 7 answers · asked by Misty 2 in Diet & Fitness

Can anyone tell me any good sites for finding plain simple classy Outlook Express stationary?
No cute bears or angels etc
Just plain smart stationary for birthdays,family, friends, get well messages etc.
Tried many sites but so far no luck.

2007-01-31 06:56:40 · 1 answers · asked by MRB 2 in Internet

2007-01-31 06:56:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

fellas, how would you feel if your girl went to the club with her friend?? would you be worried that she might end up dancing with another guy or getting his number or her giving her number?? my girl is going to the club and its wrecking my brain cause i don't want her to go cause i know dudes are going to try and dance up on her. what would you do in a situation like this?? or what would you think?? am i over thinking things??

2007-01-31 06:56:25 · 4 answers · asked by Blake 3 in Singles & Dating

Will you look at policies and actions in and of themselves, without prejudging based on your political leanings?

Can you look objectively regardless of how you feel Bush is being treated by the Democrats now?

2007-01-31 06:56:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Apparently, Eddie Van Halen's son (wolfgang) will be replacing Michael Anthony on the bass. Is that true? how old is the kid?!

2007-01-31 06:56:22 · 4 answers · asked by a Friend 5 in Music

2007-01-31 06:56:19 · 50 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

I always fear uncooked egg when I slice to make egg salad sandwiches.

2007-01-31 06:56:18 · 12 answers · asked by watermelon 2 in Cooking & Recipes

My skin looks pasty and the dark circles under my eyes have increased. I just look dull.People have started saying I look tired.
I cleanse and mousturise twice a day and get 8 hours sleep a night.
I have a cold at the moment which is making it worse.
What can I do to improve my complexion, other than covering it up with makeup. I have a healthy diet but any specific foods/vitamins that could help? Beuaty products? Lifestyle changes?
Any advice would be appreciated.

2007-01-31 06:56:16 · 7 answers · asked by cigaro19 5 in Other - Skin & Body