A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently
put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation
went something like this:
Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"
Man: "Yes I did. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what
happened."
Judge: "Proceed."
Man: "I got lost in the woods. I hadn't had anything to eat for two weeks. I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake for some fish.
I knew that if I followed the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish. Unfortunately, in the process of taking the fish I killed the Eagle. I figured that since I killed the Eagle I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."
Judge: "The court will take a recess while we analyze your testimony."
15 minutes goes by and the judge returns.
Judge: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you
didn't intend to kill the Eagle, the court will dismiss the charges.
But if you don't mind the court asking, what does a Bald Eagle taste
like?"
Man: "Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can
describe it is maybe a combination between a California Condor and a
Spotted Owl."
2007-01-31 06:57:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! he he...It helps if you know that the California Condor and the Spotted Owl are endangered species as well! lol
2007-01-31 07:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-01-31 07:08:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That eagle's eyes are working just fine. The cat was an easy target. Sucks for the cat, but the eagle got a good meal.
2016-03-28 22:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny all the way. It's an oldie but a goodie. However, if I were you, I would have found a way to work Tweety Bird into the joke as well ;)
2007-01-31 07:14:17 · answer #4 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not too bad, 6/10
2007-01-31 07:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confession after verdict is not always good for the soul
2007-01-31 07:05:19 · answer #6 · answered by Lerat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are not the cat that ate the cream you are the one that ate the bird 10/10
2007-01-31 15:08:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny !
2007-01-31 07:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Faf,lmao, LOved it,
Thanks
Tink x
2007-01-31 08:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops shouldnt have said that 10/10
2007-01-31 07:09:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋