All categories - 31 January 2007

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need You anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting. Show me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no. . ." interrupts God,

"Use your own dirt."

2007-01-31 12:41:25 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I really suck at math and history, can n-e 1 be like an online tutor? i am in the 7th grade. i do advanced work compared to public schools, so I need someone who can be online every night and understands math and history.

2007-01-31 12:41:24 · 5 answers · asked by MRS. EFRON ♥ zac 3 in Polls & Surveys

i need opinions on my dress and shoes. its for a formal party at my church.

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2007-01-31 12:41:21 · 17 answers · asked by Amber-Zayla 2 in Fashion & Accessories

When your about to get married ....

You say ....

I do ....

After that....

Its .....

I will dear...
I will.........
have fun with this one!!!

Be creative!!!

2007-01-31 12:41:14 · 2 answers · asked by yahoo 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 12:41:09 · 8 answers · asked by benny b 1 in Environment

2007-01-31 12:41:07 · 4 answers · asked by hope 5 in Basketball

2007-01-31 12:41:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-01-31 12:41:03 · 3 answers · asked by yrsosketchy 1 in Games & Gear

dividing polynomials, can you help?

2007-01-31 12:41:01 · 3 answers · asked by peanut butter 1 in Mathematics

What is the economic status of the Spanish influenced English region?

2007-01-31 12:40:58 · 7 answers · asked by lcr 1 in Homework Help

2007-01-31 12:40:56 · 20 answers · asked by Ms Tracey Lyn 2 in Television

2007-01-31 12:40:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

We have been living in So. Calif. for the last 10 years. We live in a mountain comunity where it is hard to find work. We don't want to move back to the city. Now we are thinking about moving to Ohio. What whould you do?

2007-01-31 12:40:43 · 12 answers · asked by J K 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Hi I just bought a used Ipod and was wondering if there is some type of reset button or something that will make th ipod as if it was knew that it will erase the name on the About section in the ipod and erase everything. Please help. :)

2007-01-31 12:40:41 · 3 answers · asked by cava3395 1 in Music & Music Players

My username is vegeta9797

just add me.I'll appreciate it

2007-01-31 12:40:40 · 1 answers · asked by ? 1 in Video & Online Games

laugh hysterically after you change your profile to private?

2007-01-31 12:40:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have a sist on the back of my brain causeing me to have a shunt(a tube that goes from my brain to my stomic)i had my first at 4 months old and then a replacement at 16.after meany follow up appointments i had asked my doc.if it was ok to get one.his answer was of course no.i think because he just didn't like them)i am now 33 and i haven't used the shunt in many years.it was replaced at 16 as a precaution so there has been no reason for any doctor appointment.i was wondering sence so much time has past if it would be safe it get one.

2007-01-31 12:40:37 · 5 answers · asked by Ron I 1 in Injuries

Recently my dog was having some infection at the throat and he stop eating and he was very weak due to this his legs become so weak
now he is trying to get up of his own but cant.
Can u help how to make his leg stronger so that he can walk himself?

2007-01-31 12:40:34 · 6 answers · asked by cyberamaster 2 in Dogs

2007-01-31 12:40:32 · 3 answers · asked by lucero 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

tom moved into my condo complex 4 weeks ago after his divorce.he was the one to pursue me but was always a perfect gentlemen.spent 5 hrs helping me setup my computer,called to thank me for watching a movie with him ect.well it was just freindly stuff till he tryed to kiss me one night.then i asked him what his gf would say(saw him with a blond often)and he looked at me like a was crazy and said thats not my gf shes just an old friend.well when i found that i thought he would make a perfect bf.well after we had sex things changed.then his whole attitude changed he was "colder" towards me almost rude.the only time he ever called was for me to come down for sex.than i found out this "old friend" was not only his gf but the person he left his wife for.how can a guy seem so interested in u then do something like this?

2007-01-31 12:40:30 · 6 answers · asked by janeymorgen 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I have been having this headache 24/7 and I usually never get headaches. My headaches start in the base of my head and it is a throbbing pain and then goes to my jaw and then to my temples. My neck also gets so stiff from these headaches if I move it hurts even more. I feel like there is all this pressure on my head. When I stand up I am very dizzy and everything goes in black and then there is a ringing sound in both of my ears. I do get nausea and I have thrown up. I get very lightheaded too so because of this headache it is keeping me from doing my normal activities during the day. I have tried taking excedrin and Ibuprofen 800mg and nothing takes the headache away. These headaches also keep me from sleeping. It is so painful does anybody know what is wrong with me? I did schedule an appoinment with my doctor this week. My fiancee thinks that when I go to my family doc they will admit me to the Hospital is that likely to happen? I am just so worried can somebody please help me asap?

2007-01-31 12:40:30 · 15 answers · asked by j.taylor33 1 in Other - Health

is it possible that voldemort accidently put a horocrux in harry when he killed his mother

2007-01-31 12:40:25 · 7 answers · asked by bud 2 in Movies

We bought a used grand caravan, and some of the plastic on the interior is scratched..looks white. How can we remove them or at least make them less visible?

2007-01-31 12:40:25 · 3 answers · asked by aksnowman31 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-01-31 12:40:22 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I have been taking SlimQuick for about a week and I have gained 5 pounds and at night i am really hungry. I tried Trimspa before and I notice that one did help with my appitate has anyone tried either of these diet pills. If so what were your results?

2007-01-31 12:40:10 · 2 answers · asked by Ms. Kakes 1 in Diet & Fitness

i have the old ps2 and a psp and want want to trade them in for a ps3

2007-01-31 12:40:09 · 4 answers · asked by Lil S 1 in Games & Gear

tom moved into my condo complex 4 weeks ago after his divorce.he was the one to pursue me but was always a perfect gentlemen.spent 5 hrs helping me setup my computer,called to thank me for watching a movie with him ect.well it was just freindly stuff till he tryed to kiss me one night.then i asked him what his gf would say(saw him with a blond often)and he looked at me like a was crazy and said thats not my gf shes just an old friend.well when i found that i thought he would make a perfect bf.well after we had sex things changed.then his whole attitude changed he was "colder" towards me almost rude.the only time he ever called was for me to come down for sex.than i found out this "old friend" was not only his gf but the person he left his wife for.how can a guy seem so interested in u then do something like this?

2007-01-31 12:40:07 · 34 answers · asked by janeymorgen 1 in Marriage & Divorce