All categories - 26 January 2007

Grandpa and Grandma, a redhead, were living with their son and daughter-in-law.

Grandpa noticed that his son had a bottle of Viagra and asked if he could have one.

His son said, "Dad, I don't think you should take one, they're very strong and expensive."

Grandpa said, "I know, but I want to try one. How much are they??"

His son replied, "$10 each."

Grandpa only had a $50 bill but was going to the bank. He told his son that he would leave $10 under his pillow that night.

The next morning his son found $110 under his pillow and said, "Dad, I told you it was only $10. There's $110 under my pillow!"

Grandpa said, "That's ok, the other $100 is from Grandma!"

Q: What's the advantage of a blonde vs. a redhead?

A: At least you can ignore the blonde safely.

Brunette after sxx: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?"

Blonde after sxx: "Next!"

Redhead after sxx: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.

2007-01-26 02:32:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I remember that a punishment in school when the boys, or girls were acting up, was to seat us, or line us up, boy-girl-boy-girl.

I dunno if this is a good practice, and thinking of the awkwardness when I sought a girlfriend a few years later, I'm sure that didn't help.

2007-01-26 02:32:36 · 12 answers · asked by Benjamin W 3 in Singles & Dating

please give a quik summary on both stories
thanks

2007-01-26 02:32:35 · 3 answers · asked by NABEELiOS 1 in Books & Authors

What are the symtoms of High sugar and low sugar?

2007-01-26 02:32:34 · 3 answers · asked by pattiof 4 in Diabetes

I want to know if theres ANY support for this outrageous idea. I spanked my child from about 2-5, and only when i felt it really necessary, and now she is 6 and i never have to punish her at all because she knows to listen. I personally think the idea of making spanking illegal is not only wrong, but will only increase problems with children listening and possibly crime. We all sit around thinking "whats happened to the children today" and i feel it is exactly THAT. When we were young, not only did our parents spank us but so did our teachers, principals, ect. Now children feel they can get away with anything because they dont understand the idea of being disciplined like we did. So what is the new idea....to make spanking, slapping, and pinching completely illegal. I personally feel it is completely stupid and will not follow this law, if i get in trouble i get in trouble, but my kids dont end up all screwed up in the head. What do you think?

2007-01-26 02:32:33 · 2 answers · asked by raztis 3 in Law & Ethics

2007-01-26 02:32:32 · 21 answers · asked by k 1 in Pregnancy

2007-01-26 02:32:31 · 7 answers · asked by TRM 1 in Infectious Diseases

If i like a guy i keep it to myself,even though it drives me insane inside. I like this guy and he is the first guy i am attracted to that i feel i can still speak to and not freak out.I feel comfortable is what i am saying. Something about him makes me comfortable. In the past i have liked men and stopped talking to them altogether. But with him i could talk forever. I can sometimes be a bit standoffish because i am shy and i want to overcome this. He probably thinks i couldn't care less about him but he's on my mind 24/7. how do i overcome my shyness and how do i know if he's thinking of me 24/7.

2007-01-26 02:32:30 · 8 answers · asked by debra 2 in Singles & Dating

Do you ever get these moments when you feel lost? Like your soul is lost and you can't find the right path?

What do you do for that feeling to go away??

2007-01-26 02:32:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 02:32:26 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-26 02:32:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

in front of a crowd of strangers, than in front of the person they fantasize about and have them laugh at you?

2007-01-26 02:32:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

how much do people charge to weld things for you?

2007-01-26 02:32:20 · 5 answers · asked by wafflecrackers 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

Will anything asked or said here on Yahoo Answers change your beliefs or your religion?

Would anything (within reason) ever do that?

2007-01-26 02:32:15 · 24 answers · asked by Morning Gloria 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I love my country music. I can't stand to listen to rap. I just went to the george strait and taylor swift concert last friday night and it was awesome.

2007-01-26 02:32:14 · 15 answers · asked by Qt PIE 3 in Polls & Surveys

It seem like so, because most the models and sex symbols have long flowing hair. Is short viewed as masculine?

2007-01-26 02:32:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

has a 63K8901 control board bad?

2007-01-26 02:32:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

if you know any article that have to do nwith the Genocide in Darfur??? I need a whole bunch of site for news articles (accurate) for a school project. This is a semester long project so for the next 5 months i'm going to need site! Please help me! Thanks Ya'll!

2007-01-26 02:32:07 · 4 answers · asked by Shadow Eclipse 2 in Current Events

2007-01-26 02:31:57 · 14 answers · asked by anil k 1 in Philosophy

2007-01-26 02:31:50 · 4 answers · asked by jacosta02453 1 in Insurance & Registration

I have been giving and giving and giving , day and night, snow and sleet, fog and mist, to my loving gay community.

Is it wrong that I now ask for something in return? Can I receive?

2007-01-26 02:31:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

If so, did your child grow up to be a lefty or righty? My fiance and I are both left handed and we have a 4 and half mo old son. We realize that he could be either handed when he grows up but just curious as to what others have experienced. Thanks!

2007-01-26 02:31:44 · 10 answers · asked by KDB 3 in Grade-Schooler

My mother lives beside a large inclosure that includes horses, goats , ducks, rabbits, sheep and other small animals all on about 8 to 10 acres. My problem is, well for one, the horses are corral in a pen that is less than a quarter of an acre with hardly anything to eat or drink, their up to their chest in mud, fecies. The goats and sheep wonder about with broken legs and are alway getting out of the enclosure on the road which is a busy highway and eating up my mothers yard , trees and dear plots.She has called the sherrifs numberous times and they cant seem to do anything about it The poor animals are literaly dying off by numbers . Please reffer me to someone that can help. She lives in crawford county illinois.

2007-01-26 02:31:36 · 5 answers · asked by myctm2005 1 in Other - Pets

he gets his drink every moring then promtly dumps it out! it is the only place the other furry critters can get a drink when it is cold now. i refill the pail and he waits till i leave and dumps it again! thanks

2007-01-26 02:31:32 · 15 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Dogs

2007-01-26 02:31:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do i get my boyfriend for v-day

2007-01-26 02:31:27 · 3 answers · asked by BRAT09 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-26 02:31:26 · 6 answers · asked by namrata 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-01-26 02:31:19 · 31 answers · asked by Sunny 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

I have been to Best Buy, Circuit City, and two local stereo shops in town. I have been told by all four that they cannot and will not change out any Honda audio including speakers. There were several reasons but generally the same, the cars ABS, Airbags, and something else is wired into the stereo system. You have to obtain some sort of adaptor from Honda at about $130 for each speaker you want to swap out.
Has anyone been able to swap out speakers or the stereo in a 2007 Civic?

2007-01-26 02:31:17 · 6 answers · asked by jtcampbell1 2 in Car Audio

braid it, part it, comb to the side or put it in a ponytail?

2007-01-26 02:31:11 · 18 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Polls & Surveys