All categories - 17 January 2007

The following song is sung to the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease".

Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast"
Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast"
Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me"
Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees"
Bill: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, I, love those summer nights"

Investigation Committee: "Oh Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah..... UH....
Tell us more, tell us more"
Linda Trip: "try to remember your best"
Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Kenneth Star: "Did he come on your dress?"

Bill: "Wanted to scrxw her but she had a cramp"
Monica: "The prez is sxxy - and makes my panties damp"
Bill: "She gave me hexd, right in the White House"
Monica: "I said OK, just don't cxme in my mouth:

Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh. Tell us more, tell us more"

Linda Trip: "he sounds like a swell guy"
Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"

2007-01-17 02:10:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The Mythology of heaven and hell suggests hell as a place of fire and heaven as a place of worship. SO- drawing from this information, could it be that god keeps his most devoted followers as pets… and cooks the rest in hell to prepare for edible means? Would that explain why there are so many anachronisms and contradictions in the bible- he wants us to go to hell because to him, we’re delicious?

2007-01-17 02:10:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-17 02:10:07 · 3 answers · asked by neelu4u_24 1 in Studying Abroad

Inspired by a TV program (the Trial of Tony Blair, C4 Thursday 18th, 10pm), I would like to ask how many British people think that Tony Blair should be put to trial once he steps down. Americans, you can join in too. Should Bush be put to trial?

2007-01-17 02:10:06 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Current Events

does this diet actually work? do the foods taste like crap?

how expensive is it?? thanks!

2007-01-17 02:10:05 · 24 answers · asked by Liz S 3 in Diet & Fitness

Does anyone else find that before their periods they get massively swollen boobs, spots of blood for about a week and an insatiable appetite. Don't normally get it quite this bad but feel very strange and dizzy.

2007-01-17 02:10:04 · 2 answers · asked by allears 4 in Women's Health

2007-01-17 02:10:03 · 1 answers · asked by Lena 3 in Hair

It is the peoples constitutional right in the US to keep and bear arms. Some semi automatic rifles look scary because they look like the ones the militatry uses .

2007-01-17 02:10:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

over this past weekend I went winetasting in Solvang; I didnt go to the actual vineyards, just the wine tasting rooms/retail shops around town cause I didnt drive there. A thing occured to me after I came home. Not the owners, but the workers that pour the tasting glasses and talk about the wines, do they get a commission if they sell one of the bottles you are tasting?

2007-01-17 02:10:00 · 6 answers · asked by I.M. 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I can understand the first few, because basically they just stand there looking cute and helpless, but Belle (from Beauty and the Beast) seems braver, and more independent. (I'm referring to the Disney films, but if you have a comment on the original stories, I would be equally pleased to hear it.)

2007-01-17 02:09:59 · 11 answers · asked by Strange Design 5 in Mythology & Folklore

2007-01-17 02:09:56 · 2 answers · asked by paula j 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Do these stars make you feel like there is a "progress chart" pinned up somewhere?
I keep looking over my shoulder for my first grade teacher!

2007-01-17 02:09:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i live in middlesex, west london if this helps?? now that the bus fares have gone up to £2 i cant afford to take my lil girl to school anymore so was lookin at investing in a monthly pass instead!!

2007-01-17 02:09:47 · 7 answers · asked by irish_jipper 2 in London

i am 23, my marriage last month lasted for 5 days. i am in the process of divorce. i married a crazy girl. i am an extreme heavy drinker & just feel like drinking myself to death. I had lot of expectations from my marriage. now it is all over, how the hell do i recover from this? i hate living by myself,

2007-01-17 02:09:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

But is it actually like that? Catholism also has an image of being very strict and devout but most catholics arent actually like that(i'm catholic). i was just wondering is it the same or different with Islam?
(please no over the top answers)

2007-01-17 02:09:43 · 7 answers · asked by zed10096 1 in Religion & Spirituality

How soon after you are pregnant do your boobs start to grow? I just found out i am pregnant about 5 days ago and my bras are really tight and barely fit me they used to be just the right fit.

2007-01-17 02:09:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

11 reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE

.1- The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are Only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after OUR money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

2007-01-17 02:09:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No insurance company will carry me b/c I am already pregnant. I cannot pay out of pocket. porbably going to have a water birth. thanks

2007-01-17 02:09:39 · 9 answers · asked by 1st-time-mommy 1 in Pregnancy

2007-01-17 02:09:35 · 12 answers · asked by matthew_yelle 2 in Politics

2007-01-17 02:09:32 · 8 answers · asked by faro the architect 2 in Mathematics

2007-01-17 02:09:24 · 2 answers · asked by Nic 2 in Movies

2007-01-17 02:09:10 · 9 answers · asked by C C 1 in Personal Finance

and i feel like i won't be rising my baby i feel like my sister will be, i have to work full time for insurance i feel like i'm going to miss all the first how do i deal with this??

2007-01-17 02:09:09 · 11 answers · asked by Kandie B 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

I just don't think I like her for some reason.

2007-01-17 02:09:07 · 33 answers · asked by Mrs J 6 in Elections

Hi, I'm not very good with phones and I was wondering if the Motorola V3 has full internet access? I think it does but I kind of need comfirmation. Thanks.

2007-01-17 02:09:00 · 6 answers · asked by Jasmijn Anya 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-01-17 02:08:59 · 15 answers · asked by NITIN D 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Leave or I’ll call the brute squad!!

I’m on the brute squad.

You are the brute squad!!




great movie and i'm a guy

2007-01-17 02:08:53 · 7 answers · asked by hkirishmen 1 in Movies

2007-01-17 02:08:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-17 02:08:48 · 6 answers · asked by twentyfour 2 in Chemistry