All categories - 15 January 2007

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

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2007-01-15 01:37:49 · 16 answers · asked by O.kbOrEd 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My state doesn't have alienation of affection anymore. I am going to take him to the cleaners ( I cn't waitto hear the mail responses to this) But she was friends with the family before she decided that she wanted my husband so I believe that she should pay. and sha HAS caused me emotional distress!

2007-01-15 01:37:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

This is a question for all those globel warming kool-aid drinkers. If there was a problem with globel warming, why are there so many warnings about freezing tempatures. I mean there have even been deaths!

2007-01-15 01:37:45 · 13 answers · asked by nunya b 2 in Weather

How do you like to eat it,
do you have a favorite recipe?

2007-01-15 01:37:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

Just wondering the reasons behind this. Trying to understand why reading has got such a bad name, and why reading is not cool. And why people prefer to watch movies and Playstation.

Why does reading suck?

2007-01-15 01:37:42 · 6 answers · asked by littleponypony 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-15 01:37:25 · 24 answers · asked by amanda b 1 in Etiquette

I am based in Milton keynes, so would like to know were the legitimate places are no con men....cheers

2007-01-15 01:37:17 · 5 answers · asked by geoff811450 1 in Movies

About 20 years ago I was with an older woman & it was a fine experience. In her words: "you made me feel like a woman & I made you feel like a man". Any women out there have anything to share about how a woman can be with a man 14 years older. I'm talking 30s & 40s.

2007-01-15 01:37:12 · 14 answers · asked by sparetom 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-15 01:37:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

How much gas does it use??? Say for about 10 - 15 minutes.

2007-01-15 01:37:08 · 11 answers · asked by Bobbi 5 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2007-01-15 01:37:08 · 4 answers · asked by kay 1 in Geography

Chelsea will beat Liverpool and Arsenal will draw Manchester United and the gap ill be 4 points.Does anyone have their own predictions with explanation

2007-01-15 01:37:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2007-01-15 01:37:03 · 7 answers · asked by avnishrai 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-01-15 01:37:01 · 7 answers · asked by Prabir Das 1 in Religion & Spirituality

1. Chalk dropped into HCl 2. Alcohol just placed in a watch glass 3. Ignited alcohol 4. Heated Sugar 5. Sugar dissolved in water 6. Ammonium chloride dissolved in water 7. Salt dissolved in water 8. Mossy zinc added to sulfuric acid 9. Heated grains of sand

Try this its a chemistry questions!!!

2007-01-15 01:36:57 · 2 answers · asked by Romeo O 1 in Chemistry

i want a flirty, come hither smelling perfume and a friend of mine recommended be delicious but the stores are all outa testers!!
do you know anything better?

2007-01-15 01:36:49 · 9 answers · asked by #1mary! 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

if you had the power to put a new holiday into law and make it official, what would it be for and how would it be celebrated?

2007-01-15 01:36:49 · 5 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 01:36:43 · 15 answers · asked by Girl 3 in Horoscopes

if i do 30 mins both morning and evening on a treadmill and also watch what i'm eating is this enough excersise if i have to lose about 4 stone

2007-01-15 01:36:30 · 11 answers · asked by Becky K 1 in Diet & Fitness

Im off to amsterdam next april on my stag doo does anybody know if any big concerts are on in amsterdam around that time.

2007-01-15 01:36:28 · 3 answers · asked by mufc1999 1 in Netherlands

Or does Paul simply 'like it, not a lot, but he likes it'

2007-01-15 01:36:27 · 12 answers · asked by Buck Flair 4 in Celebrities

I know serious blackmailing is not ok like if you kidnap someone and hold them to ransom lol. but this is like small potatoes...and I have not done this yet. Just wondering if i could or not?
cheers

2007-01-15 01:36:25 · 14 answers · asked by hulkhogan1200 1 in Singles & Dating

I worked abroad but I got deported and I still have a personal loan, who will now responsible for the payment?I don't have work anymore.
Will I get jailed??
Please help!!!

2007-01-15 01:36:22 · 2 answers · asked by XMEN 2 in Credit

If so, would it be a good idea to exorcise it as well?

2007-01-15 01:36:18 · 14 answers · asked by Murazor 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm going to college and I should make good money and I heard that if I marry my bf they will take half my income for his chid support is that true? I live in Nebraska. I have my own kids to care for and I recieve child support. My BF pays 50%of his check in support.

2007-01-15 01:36:17 · 7 answers · asked by badkitty402 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-01-15 01:36:13 · 12 answers · asked by eaglemjb 1 in Dogs

i just saw the commercial fro murad . I have benn useing proactive for about 2 years and havent seen no results! After haveing a bad experiece with trying out something and in the end it didnt work im a little worried that this line of product wont work! I have acne not really bad but at the point were i want flawlass skin. Is this another cheap skin line or an actull miracle ???
PLEASE HELP ME!!

2007-01-15 01:36:11 · 1 answers · asked by ashley 2 in Skin Conditions

Berkshire County is in Western Mass.

2007-01-15 01:36:10 · 6 answers · asked by letstrade 1 in Internet