Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
I have other jokes like these on my website http://www.okay-ok.co.nr/
2007-01-15 01:37:49 · 16 answers · asked by O.kbOrEd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny
2007-01-15 01:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome jokes! Loved the site! Never heard some of these before!
2007-01-15 10:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so ugly, Big Foot takes pictures of her!!!
I heard that one somewhere and it just cracks me up. :P
2007-01-15 09:58:52 · answer #3 · answered by nctinms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
2007-01-15 09:41:05 · answer #4 · answered by Blot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so hilarious! thanks for the joke and site. anyways, what should I answer? Nothings better than your jokes. I should really go try the joke. If I would've been in level-2 then i'd rate it as good
2007-01-15 09:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are just too funny! I liked # 1 best.
2007-01-15 09:43:08 · answer #6 · answered by strasburg_cat_princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so fat her blood type is ragu.
2007-01-15 09:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by marvin t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-15 09:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the jokes
2007-01-15 09:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by caylee d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahai read a book in borders that had a bunch of these in it.
2007-01-15 09:40:01 · answer #10 · answered by LaurLaur 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were GREAT, and to answer your question, no she is not. In fact, she is really beautiful. lol
2007-01-15 09:53:39 · answer #11 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋