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1. If I have to pause to remove a pxbic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
2. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
3. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. .
4. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
5. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
6. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
7. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".
2007-01-15
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