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1. If I have to pause to remove a pxbic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
2. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
3. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. .
4. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
5. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
6. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
7. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".
2007-01-15 20:40:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Re no' 5 - Its a good way to distract a guy from football! Only time they don't mind missing a goal!
2007-01-15 21:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does your chum have any better video clips like this? With you or the different cats in it? I, umm, favor it for an anthropology class i'm taking, and that i favor to apply loads of reference textile. (waits for tapes at the same time as lighting fixtures candles and taking section in Cat Scratch Fever)
2016-12-02 08:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by brenneman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yes. and 8. Get in the flippin' shower first, no question.
9. Since I am prepeared to do this special favour for you, be sincere when you pretend you'll repay me.
2007-01-15 21:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not 1 of ur funniest jokes it's interesting though.
2007-01-15 21:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny but interesting. 7/10.
2007-01-15 21:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is that a WISH LIST then?
One of these days you may get lucky, don't give up hope.
2007-01-16 00:32:52 · answer #6 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, heck to the yeah on #7
2007-01-15 20:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by Purple Haze 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good 8/10
2007-01-16 18:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IS THE " BLOW PART " ABOUT THE GAGGING EFFECT? OH! MAKE SURE TO SMOOTHLY FILE YOUR BIT OF TEETH THAT YOU STILL HAVE!
2007-01-15 21:26:17 · answer #9 · answered by kwhic 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NOT funny.
try FEMME studies 101 through 801.
totally not funny.
2007-01-15 20:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by melomego 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋