All categories - 15 January 2007

An eccentric and wealthy scientist has built a time machine and he has set forth the following simple challenge. Step into his time machine and be transported back into the middle of a jungle in Africa at night in the year 75 million B.C. You will be given a rifle and some rounds. You must remain there for merely thirty minutes and then you may return. You may not be stationary the entire time you are there. Now ofcourse you may not encounter any problems at all while you are there, or you may. It all depends on your luck. Once you are gone you may not return untill the 30 minutes are up under any circumstances. If you agree to the terms when you return to the present day you will be given $100 million dollars by the wealthy inventor . Will you do it?

2007-01-15 16:20:14 · 17 answers · asked by Perceiver 3 in Polls & Surveys

Before the 1970s the American car was considered the standard for automotion, likewise the American female was popular enough within the country. Since then both have experienced a decline in quality based on paying little attention to quality and value, not needing to compete in an International market.

Now that American cars (and women) must compete in an international market American men flock to Europe and Asia for their cars (and women) simply because they outstrip the American cars (and women) in quality and value.

Asian automobiles are now the standard in automotion and Asian women are becoming the standard for beauty and partnership.

Trade protectionism:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protectionism

Was abandoned for cars because it has short term benefits but long term consequences, so why are the feminists pushing for foreign female competition to be outlawed:

http://www.imbra.org/

Is there some reason it will work in this case, or are feminists just desperate?

2007-01-15 16:20:11 · 9 answers · asked by Happy Bullet 3 in Gender Studies

have you ever had sweet revenge?
what is your best revenge story.
what is the best revenge? and no stupid don't do anything about it ideas.

2007-01-15 16:20:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 16:20:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

I keep getting body butters as presents, but apart from putting the tips of my fingers in, and spreading a little bit all over me, I have no idea how to apply body butter. Is there a type of brush that would make it more effective and quicker?
I tried searching but I couldn't find anything online.
Thanks!

2007-01-15 16:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by starshine_diva 2 in Other - Skin & Body

2007-01-15 16:20:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

hey guys I have a problem with my nine year old daugher. Many time I have caught her masturbating is that normal?I am so shame. I have been single for a long time and she never saw me with no other men, not even her father. I also supervise the things she view on t.v. and she only play game on the computer. But this has been a year now. The first time I caught her was last year, and I was so upset, I pulled her and ask her who she saw doing that and why she did that. I questioned her so much she was crying, and she said she just like how it feels. Then I said how did u know to put your hand there,and she said when I washed her there it felt good, so she decieded to experiement. But to this day she is still doing it, and I told her many times, don't let me see her doing that. Does she have a problem? I am getting worried. I get so worried, I even told her about sex and boys. she is only nine!!! I stop bathing her though. I think probably she was to old for be to wash her.

2007-01-15 16:19:44 · 21 answers · asked by empress29 2 in Grade-Schooler

Hi any one my problem is my penis is small size everytime i go with guys to gym or something i am embaresed to take my shorts off, does anyone knows if pumps or pills works please let me know

2007-01-15 16:19:33 · 11 answers · asked by Alex M 1 in Men's Health

I like this question. Nobody knows the answer but me.

2007-01-15 16:18:59 · 29 answers · asked by wwwwwwwfe 1 in Physics

i in my room on my laptop and i cant leave ive tried all the counting things like 100-1 and alphabets HELP

2007-01-15 16:18:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2007-01-15 16:18:57 · 20 answers · asked by paswami 2 in Other - Entertainment

Real Answers PLEZ!!! I'm Only 12..

2007-01-15 16:18:54 · 11 answers · asked by Dante7 2 in Careers & Employment

Do you think it is the only correct transalation?

Or do you think the modern English translations are better?

2007-01-15 16:18:49 · 27 answers · asked by JJBP 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-15 16:18:48 · 6 answers · asked by Jeff B 3 in Philosophy

2007-01-15 16:18:47 · 4 answers · asked by ekundayocampbell 1 in Internet

When I wake up in the mornings I usually have a very dry mouth and a headache. And sometimes a sensitvity to light and sound. Are these things a sign of something, or not.

2007-01-15 16:18:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-01-15 16:18:10 · 3 answers · asked by dragonwolf017 1 in Singles & Dating

if the test results came out - 2 times..can like after 3 months get preg. even though she didnt have sex? thnx yall

2007-01-15 16:18:02 · 8 answers · asked by zahra 1 in Pregnancy

2007-01-15 16:17:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i got a REALLY long scratch on my arm, and i want it gone

2007-01-15 16:17:45 · 6 answers · asked by ? 4 in Skin Conditions

I had installed the program in my computer a while back and my computer got a virus and the guys who fixed my computer erased the program. Now I tried to install it again, and it installed but it won't let me open it without a serial number and that's on the manual (which i lost a LONG time ago)... just wondering if anyone has a serial number I can use because I REALLY need to use it ASAP and I can't afford to buy the program again!!! PLEASE HELP!

2007-01-15 16:17:36 · 1 answers · asked by mikesontrak 1 in Music & Music Players

Please somebody explain this to me. I'm Practically Freezing my *** off in this Extremely dry and Cold Weather.

2007-01-15 16:17:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

Is it a superintelligent, rogue, android president zombie controlled by a secret, subatomic, supercomputer in an underground bunker, or is it a massive pack of 1600 lb, 14 foot tall grizzly bears with GPS chips in their heads being controlled by the prince of darkness, who is disguised as a very friendly ufo alien ?

2007-01-15 16:17:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-01-15 16:17:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Can anyone please help me translate this phrases?
Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company

2007-01-15 16:17:28 · 8 answers · asked by NIÑODECENTEPREGUNTA 1 in Languages

2007-01-15 16:17:24 · 4 answers · asked by KrishanRam(Jitendra k) 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm going to tell you what is wrong please don’t give me stupid answers this is very serious to me.....a year ago my mom walked out on me and my 13 year old brother I live with my grandma and dad and live next door to my aunt and uncle who are expecting in may I’m only 16 and I’ve been through so much. I have a boyfriend and we have been together since I was 12 years old, I lost my virginity February 14th of 2006 and we haven't been very careful in April I got pregnant so I told everyone I needed help but then I lost it, then I was pregnant again this august and I moved in with my boyfriend but then lost it again and moved back home ever since then my aunt and uncle wont talk to me behind my back they say I’m worthless and just like my mom, my grandma thinks the same but she puts on an act when I'm around, and my dad is always working but he feels the same all I have is my boyfriend and my brother who is always out,

2007-01-15 16:17:20 · 15 answers · asked by ~*.::.Baby Love.::.*~ 1 in Pregnancy

The more sexual content teens see on TV, the more likely they are to have sex.

2007-01-15 16:17:17 · 7 answers · asked by ♫♫♫ 1 in Psychology

what can i ask to find out if a person is a lesbian with out putting them or myself on the spot?

2007-01-15 16:17:10 · 11 answers · asked by carmenapple33 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)

2007-01-15 16:17:04 · 15 answers · asked by Borg_MonkeyDrone 3 in Jokes & Riddles