All categories - 14 January 2007

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.Then
she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, Thank
you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... Are
- my - tests - results - back?

2007-01-14 06:24:46 · 18 answers · asked by raynightporter 3 in Jokes & Riddles

.. was it hard to hold their legs apart?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

2007-01-14 06:24:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-14 06:24:45 · 10 answers · asked by fg 2 in Dogs

What is a dry sense of humour, I think I have one.

Would having a dry sense of humour mean that you are into comedies like Curb your Enthusiasm and The office?

2007-01-14 06:24:43 · 10 answers · asked by Rebz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Philippians 2:5
(It's in the Book)

5Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus:
6Who, being in very nature[a] God,
did not consider equality with God something to be grasped,
7but made himself nothing,
taking the very nature[b] of a servant,
being made in human likeness.
8And being found in appearance as a man,
he humbled himself
and became obedient to death—
even death on a cross!
9Therefore God exalted him to the highest place
and gave him the name that is above every name,
10that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow,
in heaven and on earth and under the earth,
11and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord,
to the glory of God the Father.

With Love,
XOXO
:^)
Delicious

2007-01-14 06:24:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-01-14 06:24:40 · 0 answers · asked by d_dash369 1 in Football (American)

she meets a guy that manages a department storeand he falls in love with her and she ends up cooking at his resarant he opens on the top floor of his store ...everyone that eats her food feels the emotions she put into the cooking...the magic is all due to the live crab that followed her from the open air market in the beginning of the movie

2007-01-14 06:24:39 · 3 answers · asked by poobear 1 in Movies

why do some women have a problem with hairy men??? personally i think it's the biggest turn on ever. my boyfriend is a hairy monkey and i bought him a trimmer so he doesn't shave is beard he just trims it once a week so it looks like he has his 5 o'clock shadow every day. i know a lot of women who think the hairy men are disgusting. what's the opinion elsewhere??????

2007-01-14 06:24:37 · 3 answers · asked by rockstar 2 in Hair

One day a red Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a red Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees..for instance your sister is called bright moon rising thats because when she was born i saw a bright moon rising. Why do you ask me this Two Dogs Fuc@ing."

2007-01-14 06:24:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My husband and I want to get a Doberman soon, we haven't gone to any breeders yet because we live in an apartment right now and we won't be ready until we move into a home we're working on in about 2 months. We can't decide on what sex we should get though, are there big differences between female and male Dobermans? Is one more mellow than the other? More aggressive or protective? Or are there really no differences?

2007-01-14 06:24:27 · 13 answers · asked by maldmb03 3 in Dogs

Sample taken after haven had a urine infection, white blood cells showed after handing in a sample and having to go for a scan of kidneys, what problems could show up/

2007-01-14 06:24:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

Philippians 2:5
(It's in the Book)

5Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus:
6Who, being in very nature[a] God,
did not consider equality with God something to be grasped,
7but made himself nothing,
taking the very nature[b] of a servant,
being made in human likeness.
8And being found in appearance as a man,
he humbled himself
and became obedient to death—
even death on a cross!
9Therefore God exalted him to the highest place
and gave him the name that is above every name,
10that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow,
in heaven and on earth and under the earth,
11and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord,
to the glory of God the Father.

With Love,
XOXO
:^)
Delicious

2007-01-14 06:24:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

teapot? in cup?
i wont make one but there is ten points for the best

2007-01-14 06:24:17 · 31 answers · asked by crunchymonkey 6 in Polls & Surveys

لماذا يستطيع لا نحن عبدت إلهة دون يتنازع على كيف

Why can’t we worship God without fighting over how

English and Arabic are two separate languages. One would be foolish to assume that we would use the same name for God. We say Allah, you say Lord. Both are God, the one and only God. We may worship in different ways, and in our own languages, but why must we fight over which is the correct way? We should worship God and stop fighting over how we do so.

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

In the name of God, the most Merciful, the most Compassionate

2007-01-14 06:24:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I worked last year as a personal assistant/organizer on weekends and days etc, but I was not an official employee to anyone. I was paid by personal and im pretty sure I made over $8,600. I am 18 and filing FAFSA things for school and am worried about taxes now. Does anyone know of anything that could help me, or atleast explain to me if I would get in trouble for not paying taxes on money I made? I was under the assumption that I could just fill out a form and write a check at the end of the year, but apparently thats not the case. I am kind of worried about it, anyone have any knowledge on the subject? Thanks a lot

2007-01-14 06:24:02 · 13 answers · asked by ldiablogt3000 1 in United States

So there is no sense in arguing about it anylonger.

2007-01-14 06:24:00 · 14 answers · asked by Sean 5 in Religion & Spirituality

i have a dalmation mufasa, ausrtailian sheperd mix, a wite and black rabbit fiona, a gray and black rabbit black bart, and an african gray burny

2007-01-14 06:23:57 · 26 answers · asked by michelle_markwica 3 in Other - Pets

Is there anyway possible to unblock it.

2007-01-14 06:23:54 · 4 answers · asked by cindy61892 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-01-14 06:23:52 · 4 answers · asked by caciolu 2 in Seattle

2007-01-14 06:23:51 · 19 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

On Friday @ 1:00 he had 3 teeth pulled. It was the wisdom tooth on the top right and the next two teeth after the wisdom tooth. He had bad bleeding the same day, but it seemed to slow down a bit. Now today Sunday it is bleeding just like it was on Friday. We are changing gauze pads every 20 or so minutes due to the amount of blood. He isn't in a lot of pain, but the bleeding is worrying me. Also he has really bad breath. Is this normal?

2007-01-14 06:23:47 · 5 answers · asked by pimpdaddyj316 1 in Dental

Ok, when I put her outside to poop, if she does not want to stay outside, she walks in the other direction and then runs back, or if you head towards a door, she follows you, I have about four doors, and sometimes I joke around, she follows you every where.

2007-01-14 06:23:46 · 6 answers · asked by Erika 3 in Dogs

hey there is a lamb of god trivium machine head gojiria concert on feb 28th at the roseland in portland and i just wanna know if anyone is goin to it, other than me

2007-01-14 06:23:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Portland

Below are ways that it can be written, but I do not understand how to find the answer

Find the reciprocal of (-1/3) (9/2) (6.)

1: (-1/3)(9/2) (6.)
2: (6.) (-1/3)(9/2)

2007-01-14 06:23:45 · 3 answers · asked by single2mingle22000 2 in Mathematics

Nationalism and religion has caused nothing but pure misery around the world for centuries. To even contemplate 'seperation' means to segregate yourself from others and become inward , backward and insular thinking. I'm a working class Scot and have no quams about my British [UK] status. Gordon Brown is exactly right when he says that the 'nationalists' are opportunists with no track record that must be guarded against. One saving grace is that the way the voting system is set up in Scotland , no-one gets overall control. The 'nationalists' say they are socialists too , where have I heard that before [National Socialist Party of Germany].... Nazi Germany. Look at the bigger picture and oust the idea straight away.

2007-01-14 06:23:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

C'mon be honest .....

2007-01-14 06:23:44 · 15 answers · asked by Jessi 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Would you go see for yourself. Would you fiddle war with him?

2007-01-14 06:23:44 · 15 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

when I wash my car by hand I always get water marks. Any suggestions please. Its a big people carrier so make it easy. Thanx

2007-01-14 06:23:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-01-14 06:23:40 · 15 answers · asked by Shadow 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-14 06:23:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting