A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.Then
she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, Thank
you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... Are
- my - tests - results - back?
2007-01-14 06:24:46 · 18 answers · asked by raynightporter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! ha ha ha! funny!ROFL! whatever you say/write, it all comes down to this thats a good one!two thumbs up!
2007-01-14 06:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. But its still a good one.
2007-01-14 14:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by saleniamcquaig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha very good
2007-01-14 14:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old one are alwas the good ones....nice one xx
2007-01-14 14:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by Roxley x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i have herd this before but i forgot the end and i never seen it coming it was great.
2007-01-14 14:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by Me_Not_You 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very good , told the old man , he was in fit´s of laughter
2007-01-14 14:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2007-01-14 14:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-14 14:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Incredible!
The best jokes are about misunderstandings.... and genitals.
Great work.
2007-01-14 14:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by rawson_wayne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one any more
2007-01-16 17:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by nita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋