Several people were on a city bus. The driver is driving through the city, and no one is making a sound. Then, suddenly, an old woman jumps up and runs to the front of the bus.
"I want off this bus!" she tells the driver. "There is a pervert back there bothering people!"
The driver stops the bus and opens the door for the elderly lady. She storms off the bus. He then looks up in his mirror. Seeing nothing out of the ordinary, he decides that she was just an old cook and continues driving.
Several minutes later, another elderly lady jumps up out of her seat, runs up to the front of the bus, and says to the driver, "I want off this bus. There is a pervert back there bothering people!" The bus driver opens the door. She tears out of the bus.
This time, he decides to check things out. (to be continued...running out of space)
2007-01-06
06:43:43
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