Several people were on a city bus. The driver is driving through the city, and no one is making a sound. Then, suddenly, an old woman jumps up and runs to the front of the bus.
"I want off this bus!" she tells the driver. "There is a pervert back there bothering people!"
The driver stops the bus and opens the door for the elderly lady. She storms off the bus. He then looks up in his mirror. Seeing nothing out of the ordinary, he decides that she was just an old cook and continues driving.
Several minutes later, another elderly lady jumps up out of her seat, runs up to the front of the bus, and says to the driver, "I want off this bus. There is a pervert back there bothering people!" The bus driver opens the door. She tears out of the bus.
This time, he decides to check things out. (to be continued...running out of space)
2007-01-06 06:43:43 · 17 answers · asked by I'm Still Here 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He walks down the aisle, first walking past several people sitting quietly in their seats. Then he spots an old man crawling around on the floor on all fours.
"What are you doing, buddy?" the driver asks the elderly man.
"I can't find my hairpiece," the old geezer says. "I found two, but they were parted down the middle, and mine's parted on the side."
2007-01-06 06:45:00 · update #1
ohh god thats disgusting lol, i dont get why he grabbed the first 2 ne ways, if my hairpiece smelt like fish i'd let it be.
2007-01-06 07:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 5 stars
2007-01-06 14:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by ladyaj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute. 7/10.
2007-01-06 19:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he needs to stop loking up old ladies dresses. and look some where else and put on a pair of glasses so he can see
2007-01-06 14:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-06 14:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's better when it's a blind midget instead of an old guy...
2007-01-06 14:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by lil_angel64 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha you did good there lol
2007-01-06 14:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the heck i dont get it
2007-01-06 14:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS A GOOD ONE.
2007-01-06 14:50:06 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh huh?
2007-01-06 14:46:34 · answer #10 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋