Pregnant Secretary?

Question

Frank and John had been friends for many years and had started their own business together. They shared everything. When their secretary became pregnant, it was discovered that the business partners had really shared everything, and the secretary did not know which partner was the father. Frank and John decided to share the child equally. They would both pay half of the child's upbringing, and the child would not want for anything. When the secretary went into labour, both Frank and John rushed her to the hospital. They both paced the floor anxiously awaiting the arrival of the child they would split the financial costs of upbringing on. John got too nervous and decided he'd go down to the visitor's lobby and asked Frank to come down and tell him when their child was born. Within an hour, Frank was down in the lobby. John could see from Frank's grave expression that something was wrong. "Frank, what is it? What's wrong?" Frank looked at John and replied, "We had twins, and mine died."

Answer 1

another gd 1 lmao 10/10

Answer 2

Funny! 9/10!

Answer 3

Funny if people can take it the right way. You are old enough to realise there will be people who won't take it right though. Evening Cowboy.

Answer 4

Oh blimey sods law that is=== just typical lol good one. I enjoyed the read

Answer 5

Hello cowboy,
Yet again you seem to show up just when I really need a good laugh.
Thank you again it has really helped my day.

Answer 6

Good one!!! 8/10

Answer 7

It's one of those 'ironic' jokes, which just makes me a bit sad and bitter!

Answer 8

It was obvious which one was johns because it had blond hair.

Answer 9

good one cowboy 10/10 there is one loopy lady doesnt get it

Answer 10

Rip off artist!