All categories - 6 January 2007

powerfully-built guy who met a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

2007-01-06 23:53:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Dying, perhaps, from the telepathy (where the world receives my thoughts, but I'm not able to receive most others)?

Or, am I being cured of telepathy and being killed or put down?

Or, am I expected to live a long life?

2007-01-06 23:53:42 · 4 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 23:53:38 · 19 answers · asked by Andrea 1 in Polls & Surveys

The Geico commercials featuring the Caveman, or
Enzyte male enhancement commericals, which all feature "Bob", or
The Capitol One commercials asking what's in your wallet?

Feel free to mention any other series of commercials you always enjoy.

Thanks!

2007-01-06 23:53:37 · 4 answers · asked by apocalypso blues 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 23:53:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is there any institute, university, collage or school in India. where i can learn free hand skeaching or still life painting.

2007-01-06 23:53:06 · 3 answers · asked by shuchita c. 1 in Drawing & Illustration

2007-01-06 23:53:03 · 3 answers · asked by David S 1 in Computer Networking

I don't understand, how did he die? It's so sudden...

2007-01-06 23:53:01 · 11 answers · asked by ♀★sMiLe☆♀ 2 in Other - News & Events

2007-01-06 23:52:49 · 9 answers · asked by paulthewelderuk 1 in Cooking & Recipes

I finishd my boyf coz people ad been spreadin crap bout us all..they sed he'd been seein his ex.We ad finishd b4 and i thought evrythin was fine..i know he'd not cheated on me. I don't no why i did it. He's told sum1 close 2 me he likes me so much. I love him more than i thought it possible to love anyone. I saw him a few nights ago and he hardly spoke 2 me. When i saw him my heart skipped a few beats. He eusually txts me evryday and i txt him but now he aint txtin bk. Im getting mixed signals. I wud give anything just to talk. I dont no wot to do coz if i talk to anyone they say i can do better and to stop being stupid. I think its true u can't help who u fall in love with. U probly all think im bein pathetic but deep down I think he feels the same way. Im not askin for him bak i just want to no what 2 do.

2007-01-06 23:52:48 · 29 answers · asked by chaos4eternity 2 in Friends

http://www.news.com.au/sundaymail/story/0,,20614051-401,00.html

2007-01-06 23:52:38 · 8 answers · asked by Isabel F 2 in Politics

When watching Celebrity Big Brother, the audio and sometimes video will cut out. I can't see why as there is no swearing...it is just normal conversation. It is so annoying, I can't watch. And, whey do they use a singing bird overdub??

2007-01-06 23:52:33 · 4 answers · asked by michelin_man 3 in Television

Medevil Times in Toronto or the Zanzibar Tavern? Or somewhere else?

2007-01-06 23:52:28 · 2 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone have a good quote... about anything ... friends.. life ... etc.

2007-01-06 23:52:22 · 19 answers · asked by Eva 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm going to a nightclub for the first time with my friends this saturday but I'm not sure what to wear so that I fit in.

I'm 17, size 12-14, medium build, quite big chested, and only willing to show off the bottom half of my legs (and none of my stomach!!).

Is it acceptable to wear jeans and heels? Also, how do I dance without looking like a loon?!

Thanks, and please don't post any sarcastic comments.

2007-01-06 23:51:36 · 25 answers · asked by Pink 1 in Fashion & Accessories

What is it that really drives us crazy about chocolate?

2007-01-06 23:51:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2007-01-06 23:51:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Do we need the consulting agencies in applying for migration or just directly apply in your embassy? Im a registered architect and my wife is a Branch General Account Bookkeeper in a reputable bank. Do we have a chance? Can we easily get a job there?

2007-01-06 23:51:16 · 1 answers · asked by Richard G 1 in Careers & Employment

i have green eyes and have no idea about makeup

2007-01-06 23:51:05 · 5 answers · asked by lyn 1 in Hair

What's the proper syntax to write out the full dollar amount (plus change) on a check? (underneath "pay to the order of")

2007-01-06 23:51:02 · 5 answers · asked by Mirza Hakimi 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Do you surrender to the torrent, or do you fall back asleep?

BTW I am not implying defeatism...

2007-01-06 23:50:58 · 13 answers · asked by Invisible_Flags 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-06 23:50:46 · 11 answers · asked by Eho 5 in Basketball

I'm 16 years old and I'm undergoing phimosis right now.....I've read a lot of advice here on the net telling me to strech the foreskin more but gentle while masturbating.....and after some time the foreskin will get start retracting down. I just wanna know....how long does it take to cure from this if I masturbate EVERYDAY? when will the foreskin be able to fully go down? weeks? months? hope to get your answers......

(I know circumcision is a better solution but at this moment I cant for certain reasons)

anyways, one more question, does the growth of my penis slow down or gets retarded because of phimosis?

2007-01-06 23:50:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

Does it really matter now what colour the curtains are, I mean I would prefer a change as obviously red,blue,yellow is exactly the same give or take a few p on the pound.
Politics in the UK like the rest of the western world is now more or less solely about how to keep wealth vis each other and especially vis developing challengers. The elite have the wealth which they graciously share with their supporters managers etc but the institutions that make up society and really matter like NHS etc carry on degrading.
So does it matter what colour the curtains are or what animal craps in the white house?

2007-01-06 23:50:40 · 10 answers · asked by farshadowman 3 in Government

2007-01-06 23:50:39 · 32 answers · asked by karen i 5 in Family

Boyfriend for valentines day. i no its ages off but i havent got any good ideas. plus i need to save up for a decent one

2007-01-06 23:50:39 · 14 answers · asked by lou 3 in Valentine's Day

2007-01-06 23:50:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

my husband in major depression from the past one month . now he is hospitalised and taking escitalopram 20 mg per day from last two weaks . even now he seems to be depressed and he tried for suicide 2 times he always thought of suicide and he does'nt want to return to work . he feel less energetic & lazy
is it possible to recover from depression after one month & to go to job agin . i am really worried about his suicidal ideation. please help me . but his doctor gave him assurance to get rid of of him from the depression.

2007-01-06 23:50:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

I have applied for SSDI but it takes forever. I have been getting benefits from my private disabliity insurance for 37 months. I'm losing my medical insurance....HELP?

2007-01-06 23:50:18 · 3 answers · asked by jnomojo 1 in Other - Health

Heres the final one for this evening...enjoy!?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

2007-01-06 23:50:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce