Heres the final one for this evening...enjoy!?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-01-06 23:50:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Pmsl.....wicked!
2007-01-06 23:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by crazeeladee no more 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2007-01-07 00:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by kelsey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many of true word spoken in jest.
2007-01-06 23:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by Arlene06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good 1
2007-01-06 23:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by farshadowman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've "heard" this one many times before and I still love it.
2007-01-07 00:13:23 · answer #5 · answered by BookLady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, it's a good one! Howl HOwwll HHOOWWWlll HOWLLLLLL
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2007-01-07 00:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by Bullwinkle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol nice one.
2007-01-07 00:24:14 · answer #7 · answered by I Am Jack's Wasted Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep em coming
2007-01-07 03:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by peachy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for a change.
2007-01-07 00:16:23 · answer #9 · answered by Philip76LostLove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaa, haaaa, haaaa, love this one.
2007-01-07 00:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋