powerfully-built guy who met a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
2007-01-06 23:53:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz...keep at it man....u r awesome!!
2007-01-07 00:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by tulip 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant..lol
2007-01-07 10:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny! 10/10. Very cute!
2007-01-07 09:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he was to lay off the steroids maybe he would have a little bigger fuse!!! LMAO awesome joke tho!!!!
2007-01-07 07:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by ru2tipsy2c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2007-01-07 10:17:40 · answer #5 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u hv done it again lol 10/10
2007-01-07 07:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will definatley be remembering that one...10/10
2007-01-07 08:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by X_Angie_p_X 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe jolly good joke old bean, bravo
2007-01-07 08:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny xoxoxox
2007-01-07 08:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one 10/10
lol
2007-01-07 07:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by hib hib 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its so true ya know wink wink xx
2007-01-07 09:40:45 · answer #11 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋