All categories - 6 January 2007

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fuckin potatoes!"

2007-01-06 23:38:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

two of swansea's best players where missing trundle and robinson

2007-01-06 23:38:22 · 8 answers · asked by christopher b 1 in English Football

2007-01-06 23:38:17 · 16 answers · asked by beckyncam 1 in Newborn & Baby

i am stuck on THE ALL AMERICANS PART 2
the part were you have to blow up the tanks, i know were the rockets are but wen i get to it i get blow up

2007-01-06 23:38:15 · 2 answers · asked by jo 1 in Games & Gear

can somebody tell me how high is the salary in US' mcdonald's so that i can compare it to ours in croatia?

2007-01-06 23:38:13 · 9 answers · asked by deana m 3 in Corporations

i,15 years male want to know seriously .. i shave my pnis once in a week is it safe or not? Do women prefer shaved pnis or hairy? I masturbate twice in a week is it good for my health ? my pnis size is 6 inch normal (without errection) and 9 inch(with errection) is it normal according to my age ?if not what to do? Does masturbation increase my pnis size?does this size affects on my sexlife with female.I have fair penis ,i want to make it exrafair .Are there any fairness creams available for pnis?i am massaging my penis with coconut oil once in a week?is it safe and good for my health? i am unable to take my foreskin of pnis back easily.It is very painful for me even if it is not errected.Will it cause any serious problem while doing sex with women .Should i circumcise my pnis I it necessary or not ? is it painful ? are there any side effects of circumcision ? Will my pnis get swolen after circumcision ?For how many days i have to take rest after this .

2007-01-06 23:38:08 · 6 answers · asked by nat 1 in Women's Health

2007-01-06 23:37:54 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It just seems that for about 500+ years you guys have been seriously
wrecking the world in the name of what you and your ancestors believed was/is progress. First spreading Christianity by the sword and "civilization" to the natives was the pretext to exploit them during colonial times and now it's democracy (which is a lie anyways) and "freedom" (which means freedom to buy our products, lose your culture or religion, and/or protect Israel).

Do you guys think the game is getting tired and you guys may in fact be wrecking the entire planet whether culturally/socially and/or environmentally?

2007-01-06 23:37:52 · 11 answers · asked by Stephen 2 in Current Events

honestly...... its so funny.. you ask a humoures question ... and all these folks that Dont get it proceed to skin you alive and tell you what a moron you are...... well forgive me if im wrong.... if you aint intelligent enough to pick up on the humour..... dont that make YOU the moron?

2007-01-06 23:37:51 · 6 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

I love 1940's design. Cary Grant, Doris Day. Casual yet extremely elegant. Does anyone know of any great sources for New 1940's style furniture and design?

2007-01-06 23:37:42 · 3 answers · asked by Lauretta R 3 in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-01-06 23:37:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

Live in the mountains, on a back road. No fast speed or DSL available here yet.
Any ideas. Our phone company strings a wire between tin cans for reception and on a good day some people do smoke signals with their wood stoves! HELP!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-06 23:37:37 · 13 answers · asked by dance2nite_2000 2 in Other - Computers

2007-01-06 23:37:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I have made a few tracks in my studio and people I have spoke to say they are well good, I would like a second opinion, where can I upload my music and get it rated? Please don't say myspace because I have been having a few problems with them at the moment.

2007-01-06 23:37:18 · 4 answers · asked by Joe C 1 in Music

If you don't know what a Gypsy Queen is, here is their myspace~

http://www.myspace.com/scorpiontattoochi...

2007-01-06 23:37:12 · 4 answers · asked by Courtney 3 in Tattoos

intelligence? I think there are too many to mention.

2007-01-06 23:37:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I WANT A PIC OF MY BROTHER CAN ANYONE HELP ME

2007-01-06 23:37:00 · 1 answers · asked by Patty C 1 in Media & Journalism

I want to reply an note to my teacher.


Could you tell me about the place and the time? Some Class A Students asked me that, and I told them it must be on Jan.10th 10:10am to 12:00. Well, there were 13 classmates who'd already told me their answer.

2007-01-06 23:36:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

2007-01-06 23:36:44 · 16 answers · asked by james_siple 1 in Friends

Have you ever had a feeling for a friend of yours,but you were afraid and you hid your feelings?And sometimes when you listen to songs you just think about him/her?Well thats exactly what im going through ,i kinda do like a best guy friend of mine.Hah,the thing is that he likes me too.But when i was first friends with him i swore that we will be nothing but only friends i mean like i wouldnt mind breaking the swear but im just concern about the whole relationship thing,you know?So guys it would be excellent to give me some suggestions/ideas?

2007-01-06 23:36:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

come on the villa

2007-01-06 23:36:41 · 26 answers · asked by wayno1 2 in English Football

2007-01-06 23:36:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

Do they have actual proof of this?
Most of the footballers are happily married with children.

2007-01-06 23:36:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2007-01-06 23:36:30 · 5 answers · asked by mk_gou 1 in Music

Why can't Smokey the Bear make sweet love to his wife?

Because every time she gets hot, he beats her with a shovel...

2007-01-06 23:36:26 · 6 answers · asked by Eho 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 23:36:24 · 1 answers · asked by eclair_hot3000 1 in Comics & Animation

avoid my dog digging holes in the garden and digging out my flowers??

2007-01-06 23:36:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

I mean like about 150 original bars for $75.

Now I checked lifebouy.co.uk but they TOO expensive. $1.98 per bar. No sir .. Lifebouy sells for like 0.65 cents per bar down here.

So any help

2007-01-06 23:36:17 · 4 answers · asked by hhgdgdfg 2 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-01-06 23:36:08 · 9 answers · asked by Sabrina M 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-06 23:36:04 · 17 answers · asked by wissem n 1 in Religion & Spirituality