There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fuckin potatoes!"
2007-01-06 23:38:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Fish
OMG that is hilarious!
2007-01-06 23:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I'd love an invite to your dinner table!!!
2007-01-07 07:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its realy funny
2007-01-07 10:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yes great joke made us L O l
2007-01-07 09:12:25 · answer #4 · answered by dottydog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is soooo funny lol
xxx
2007-01-07 07:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i love this joke i have heard it alot-its very wrong and sad,vulgarish but funny
2007-01-07 20:09:37 · answer #6 · answered by brit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that was very funny, where did you get that from?
Wtg
2007-01-07 08:27:30 · answer #7 · answered by michellethomas50 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Did you spell check that?
2007-01-07 09:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by MT C 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It made me smile.
2007-01-07 08:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by debzc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good made me smile
thanx
2007-01-07 12:12:35 · answer #10 · answered by gix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋