All categories - 1 January 2007

Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the
Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

2007-01-01 05:36:46 · 8 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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i dream of having sex with a girl who is 3yrs elder 2me she wears minis & has sensual body help?

2007-01-01 05:36:38 · 21 answers · asked by rohit21 m 1 in Singles & Dating

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is it wrong???

so it is wrong for a woman to want to be with a man and not have him as her "boyfriend"

to have him as a male companion?

2007-01-01 05:36:34 · 10 answers · asked by exmunchkin 1 in Singles & Dating

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who looks better Chris Brown, Omarion ,Bow Wow, Romeo, T.I?

2007-01-01 05:36:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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How can u turn any song you have into an instrumental version?

How can u turn any song you have into an instrumental version?
I heard that it is a program that you take artist voice and make it Instrumental.
What program called
where can i download the progarm
Thank you
and Happy New Years

2007-01-01 05:36:32 · 2 answers · asked by JHood 1 in Music

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what does it mean!?

lastsunday when i want to chruch i was sting near 3 girls. And when the guy say hi to everyone around u. i went to shake my hand to the girls i shake hand whit one girl and her sister start looking at me and my hand and then i went to sit. and one of the girl wisper to her firend hes cute and her firend start looking at me for like 10 secs were the girls talkeing about me. and someteimes the girl looks at me when i look back she looks somewhere else fast?

2007-01-01 05:36:30 · 2 answers · asked by zaheer a 2 in Singles & Dating

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I have tried to get my credit card companies to lower the APR rate, they wont do it, how do I get them to?

2007-01-01 05:36:26 · 9 answers · asked by scamaideno4 1 in Credit

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Anyone have a problem with Vinny Testaverdes touchdown?

I think it was fine and if the Titans didnt like him trying to score they should have played some D.

http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070101/SPORTS01/701010348/1027

2007-01-01 05:36:21 · 5 answers · asked by Ballzy 6 in Football (American)

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Ladies what is the Dumbest pick up line a guy has ever said to you?

the dumbest line a guy has ever said to me would be hi can i borrow a quarter I'm gonna call my mom and tell her i just met the person I'm going to marry oh that line makes me sick.

2007-01-01 05:36:19 · 19 answers · asked by Kitty 3 in Singles & Dating

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cleaning the chain on a chainsaw?

I cut down a really sappy tree and now the chain is all gunked up. Anybody have a good method to remove all the dried sap?

2007-01-01 05:36:14 · 12 answers · asked by Farmer John 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

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The Subway try this joke?

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket."
"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"

2007-01-01 05:36:13 · 1 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Does anybody know how I get my music from windows media player player to player to my ipod?

2007-01-01 05:36:13 · 5 answers · asked by ashpet22 1 in Music & Music Players

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some human white blood cells help destroy pathogentic bacteria by?

causing mutation in bacteria
engulfing and digesting the bacteria
producing toxins that compete wit bacteria toxin
inserting part of their dna into bacteria cells

2007-01-01 05:36:10 · 5 answers · asked by jalisa f 1 in Biology

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I have a question on these 'pay as you go' phones...?

If i get a verizon one, can i talk to other verizon people without using my minutes? am i able to text message people? how much would text messaging cost?

2007-01-01 05:36:04 · 2 answers · asked by snoopy111690 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

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my aunt has a painting to sell, by C Phillip Weber. It's been appraised at $25k,?

and has been on commission in an art gallery for 3 years, in Philadelphia, but won't sell. If it sells, she'll lose 40% to commission. Any ideas on how to sell more profitably?

2007-01-01 05:36:03 · 2 answers · asked by gwlandis2 3 in Other - Visual Arts

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Who do you think is hotter Chris Brown or Usher?

I need some help who do you think is hotter Chris Brown or Usher??

2007-01-01 05:35:54 · 10 answers · asked by Emilee G. 1 in Celebrities

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Which fictional character would you want as your roommate?

Please, no Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or comic book characters.
They don't necessarily need to be from a book.

2007-01-01 05:35:49 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Books & Authors