Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.
"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the
Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once." he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
2007-01-01 05:36:46 · 8 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute so what is your nationality? just kidding.
2007-01-01 06:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by goininsane21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAhahaha!
Three guys were fishing, one says, "in order to come fishing I had to promise wifey I'd fix the front porch". The second one says, "for me to get out of the house, I had to promise to be nice when her mother comes to visit this week." The two look at the third, asking, "well, what did you have to do to get out?" To which the third guy says, "nothin'. I just nudged her at 4 o'clock this morning and said, 'sex or fishing?', and she said, 'don't forget your jacket'."
2007-01-01 14:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by Zeera 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-01-01 13:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by sakura7blossoms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-01-01 13:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never do ask HOW we make love in Germany !!!
Like Your kind of humor .... Aaron.
2007-01-01 13:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh, Happy New Years love Clarabelle
2007-01-01 13:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. If only that were true...
2007-01-01 13:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-01 13:46:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋