All categories - 25 December 2006

The devil came to a young lawyer and said,

"I'll make you a partner, if your firm, will give me your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of each of your three kids, and also, you have to agree to sell every one of your clients down the river."
"Okay", said the lawyer, "but what's the catch?"

2006-12-25 01:54:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-25 01:54:31 · 20 answers · asked by Canadian_Destroyer 1 in Wrestling

Just curious as to why people bring the lack of oil into the picture when people comment on the continuing violence in Africa.
I understand the argument that more is not being done to stop it because of a precieved lack of personal gain, the control of oil etc, but can anyone suggest a logical explaination for the continued genocide that has been going on for so long? Who is gaining what?
I read a long time ago that when the US abandoned one of it's modern embassies somewhere in war torn Africa, the insurgents that occupied the facility dismantaled it to the point where they even disconnected and sold the well pumps that supplied the drinking and bathing water to the building they took over and eventualey ruined. How do these people build an economy and feed themselves when they choose to sell their water supply?
You hear about the lack of food but not about the lack of killing.
Maybe if they valued water more then weapons they could grow more food. Let's hope they get it right.

2006-12-25 01:54:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2006-12-25 01:54:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

God reaching out to man distorted with religion created by man which of course is used with the Bible. The Spirit gives life and the Letter (The Bible) kills literally if taken literally.

2006-12-25 01:54:21 · 8 answers · asked by what it is 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I want a camera, the more megapixels the better, that will take good action shots. My price range is somewhat limited and I found several Protax 10mp cameras on EBay and was wondering if these would suit my purpose. (Purpose- My daughter plays basketball and I would like to take some good action shots with a digital camera for her scrapbook).

2006-12-25 01:53:46 · 2 answers · asked by Heather A 1 in Cameras

I got a new laptop for Christmas and all my iTunes stuff is on my old computer. I downloaded iTunes to the laptop but I don't klnow how to get all my songs and videos to my laptop.
Help?

2006-12-25 01:53:42 · 3 answers · asked by Vengeance♥ [RIP The Rev] 2 in Software

I read a local indian newzpaper.It was proudly written that we the hindus drink cows urine and eat its faeces.
And one of the indian heroine worked in a commercial in which she said taking a bath with cows urine and using the cream which has urine mixed in it is very useful.
Isnt it the peak of foolishness?

2006-12-25 01:53:40 · 12 answers · asked by hash 1 in Religion & Spirituality

what's the proper past tense for poo poo? is it poo poo'd or poo pooed? or maybe pooh pooh'd or pooh poohed?

2006-12-25 01:53:32 · 6 answers · asked by Deke O'Malley 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

2006-12-25 01:53:12 · 33 answers · asked by aishwarya_akshaya 2 in Elections

2006-12-25 01:53:11 · 2 answers · asked by john g 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

I just got my media center XP but i do not know whether my norton internet security is able to work?

It only states that it is home/pro edition compatible.

Anyone can help me with this?

Thanks...

2006-12-25 01:53:10 · 5 answers · asked by Aaronboy 1 in Software

2006-12-25 01:53:06 · 27 answers · asked by fauld_1999 1 in Dogs

I would jut like to know what this may say. Any help would be great!

2006-12-25 01:53:06 · 4 answers · asked by Sara N 1 in Other - Italy

There is no question about it, God made the chicken, end of story.

2006-12-25 01:53:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I didn't have a job for a couple of months. I tried to call the credit company and explain my situation and they did not care. Now they are killing me with fees. I have a job now but like I said they are killing me with fees and raised the minimum amount I had to pay each month. I would like to know if these companies hurt your credit and can they help me?

2006-12-25 01:52:53 · 4 answers · asked by dynomite_1998 2 in Credit

I know it's sooo classic but I need help.I have gained 70 pounds after my delivery!!!this is insane.I can't stop eating late.I work 8 to 6.Everyone at work is implying that I should loose this weight.But the more they put that pressure on me the more I eat.I now weigh 231Ibs.Is this because I am getting divorced?and living in my parents' house with my parents, 2 sisters and a brother?I suffered from a very abusive husband.I can't forget how he used to treat me.I hate him.I am trying to raise a wonderful boy who I believe is the reason that I'm still here and writing these sentences.
I know my problem is much deeper than just loosing weight but I know I would feel better if I get rid of these pounds.
C'mon girls! give me an idea.Is there anylight at the end of this tunnel?

2006-12-25 01:52:49 · 3 answers · asked by Tukaka 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-12-25 01:52:43 · 11 answers · asked by RED WHITE AND BLUE 4 in Military

2006-12-25 01:52:20 · 4 answers · asked by Mirza Hakimi 1 in Geography

My Thyroied gland has already been removed. The cancer was identified as pappilarry carcinoma. Sebsequent oral radiation was done. Now I am OK.

2006-12-25 01:52:15 · 6 answers · asked by Gautam B 3 in Cancer

Here is a website to find out all the convicted sexual offenders in your neighborhood. Just enter your address and a map will pop up showing all in your area...this is kind of scary!!

http://www.familywatchdog.us/Search.asp

2006-12-25 01:52:09 · 6 answers · asked by soonerbelle71 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-25 01:52:07 · 13 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

My shih tzu spent quite a while finding crumbs and treats under the table from last night's family get-together!

2006-12-25 01:52:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-12-25 01:52:06 · 29 answers · asked by kim l 1 in Dogs

My husband brings out the worst in me, I cannot take it anymore but I have a 6 year boy who will be shattered, what do I do? My husband is eccentric and we have been married for 11 years now

2006-12-25 01:51:50 · 30 answers · asked by Tippy 1 in Marriage & Divorce

im listneing to Headed for a Heartbeak by Winger
lol

2006-12-25 01:51:47 · 20 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Music

how do I put songs on my zen creative mp3 player??

2006-12-25 01:51:34 · 4 answers · asked by andy m 1 in Music & Music Players

On the first part it says where are you going? where am i going?

2006-12-25 01:51:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Gear

All POLITICAL PARTIES have supported in favour of CREAMY LAYER RESERVATION. Why?

What is this political system which care for only CREAMY LAYER?

There is no end to injustice. CORRUPTION, REGIONALISM, INCREASING POORS & PRICES OF ESSENTIALS ARE the proof.

ALL EXISTING PARTIES ARE WATCHING THE INTERST OF CREAMY LAYERS.

NONE CAN THINK FOR MERIT & MEANS.

NEW POLITICAL PARTY IS THE REQUIREMENT WHO CAN FOUGHT WITH CORRUPTION, RED TAPISM & WORK FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF CHARACTER, EDUCATION & EQUALITY.

EXISTING PARTIES ARE CONCERNED TO WATCH THE INTEREST OF CREAMY LAYERS. NEEDY & DEPRIVED IS NOT THERE CONCERN. THEY ARE DIVIDING THE SOCIETY & CHEATING THE COUNTRY.

DO U AGREE THAT INDIA NEEDS A NEW PARTY?

2006-12-25 01:51:12 · 12 answers · asked by anil a 2 in Other - Politics & Government

I am a resident of Pakistan and wish to do the CPL(commercial pilot liscence) and also wish to join the international aviation industry. Please is there anyone who is aware of job prospects if i do it or anybody who can make any recommendations regarding my choosing aviation as my future industry? The course duration is 10 months and i'll have 200 hours experience at the completion. Please if anyone has an idea, help me out.....Thank you.

2006-12-25 01:51:11 · 2 answers · asked by Dr. Sam 3 in Aircraft