A blonde walks into an adult store and asks the clerk, "Where are your vibrators? I'm really bored and looking for some fun." The clerk points toward a wall and says "what we have is over there." She goes and looks at each one, painstakingly trying to find the one that she thinks will be the best. At last, after looking for a couple of hours, she selects one and takes it to the register. "I want this one! It's so big and red, it's perfect!" The clerk looks at her and says, "Ma'am, that's our fire extinguisher."
2006-12-23
04:53:01
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