All categories - 23 December 2006

A priest is on a boat. The boat starts to sink. He prays, "Lord save me from drowning." A plane from the Coast Guard appears and offers to rescue him. The priest says, "I have faith that God will save me" and the plane disappears. The priest prays the same thing again and a boat appears and offers to rescue him. The priest refuses and says the same thing. Finally, a helicopter flies overhead after the third request. The priest dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God when he gets there, why didn't you rescue me?

God's answer? "I sent you an airplane, a boat, and a helicopter, what did you expect?"

What do you think of this one?

2006-12-23 10:36:00 · 11 answers · asked by Thunderman9 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm 40 weeks and 2 days pregnant.

I went to the hospital this morning with contractions every 5 minutes, only to have them send me home 3 hours later because I wasn't progressing. They told me to come back when they were 3 minutes apart (because I will be dilated more) The contractions seem to be very strong still, and they've been exactly 5 minutes apart since I got home from the hospital 4 hours ago, but just getting stronger.

I'm 1 cm dilated, 50% effaced and the baby is at -1 (as of 10:00 am this morning)

How long does it usually take to fully dilate and get everything going? Do you think the baby will come today...tomorrow?

I'm just really uncomfortable!

Thank you!

2006-12-23 10:35:59 · 5 answers · asked by Huliganjetta 5 in Pregnancy

just wondering if there is any sites on the internet to find out what sex ur having

2006-12-23 10:35:59 · 17 answers · asked by gina m 1 in Pregnancy

Has a '71, 4cy, heavy duty block, 98cc. Broke dist collar, bought new. Does anyone know what cyl the rotor needs to point at when dist. is reinstalled.

2006-12-23 10:35:57 · 4 answers · asked by gslrider4 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

A Year past , can you Take an overall look at it ? , what did you do , what did you lose/win , what sins did you do , what do you regret , what are you happy you did , what do you want to repeat in the next year ? etc...........

2006-12-23 10:35:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2006-12-23 10:35:51 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Think about your Mom for a minute. What are your feelings about her? What kind of Mom is she? How is she personality and values wise compare to other Moms.

I swear, Moms are like the mystery of the universe.

2006-12-23 10:35:50 · 21 answers · asked by N/A 3 in Family

Lets say a girl is 18 what is the maximum age of a man she should date that wouldnt draw stares and is socially acceptable?

2006-12-23 10:35:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philippines

No, I don't watch her. I live alone and have the TV on for company sometimes. But as she closed her show yesterday, she informed everyone that the way to spend Christmas Day was to eat lots, open all your gifts and then go to the movies.
I can't remember the name of the movie [Dream something] that she recommended, but it had all afro-american actors.
I thought Christmas was about family - and other things if you're religious.

2006-12-23 10:35:37 · 8 answers · asked by theophilus 5 in Celebrities

i need a name for my new puppy shes a girl!P.S.Please dont be rude or nasty Thanx!

2006-12-23 10:35:23 · 30 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Dogs

2006-12-23 10:35:20 · 11 answers · asked by Heather 3 in Christmas

China is emerging as global power, but till know they showed no role in global polytics. US is providing nukes to india just to make sure China doesnt go out of their hands.
Also Darfur is a point where currently both have serious interest i.e. OIL, china has already started work in that region, while US is raising issues to enter into that region.
Who will win?? And will china be participating in Mideast and other resource rich area. If yes what will be its role???

2006-12-23 10:35:13 · 3 answers · asked by SAL 1 in Politics

Atheists have morals too, and they dont include slavery, rape, causing war because God said so,(all biblically approved) attacking other atheists, bigotry, hatred towards people that are different.

2006-12-23 10:35:04 · 11 answers · asked by badferret 3 in Religion & Spirituality

This is for a party at an apartment and i dont want to have red stains everywhere... what else should I mix in? Also how long should I let the fruit sit in it it before the party?

2006-12-23 10:35:00 · 2 answers · asked by scuzzilla 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

is he even on the planet anymore?

2006-12-23 10:34:59 · 16 answers · asked by ♫ ♥green heather butterfly♥ ♫ 4 in Music

To all singles out there, how do u ppl cope with having to spend xmas and new yeras without the company of a girlfriend or boyfriend??

I know xmas is supposed to be a time spent wif family and friends and celebrate brith of Jesus, but still i can't help feeling so empty and lonely...

So is anyone out there even a single/????

2006-12-23 10:34:59 · 18 answers · asked by KKK 1 in Singles & Dating

I want to get them both poker chips but my fiend does not like poker at all i want to get him an star wars attacktix figure what should i do?

2006-12-23 10:34:58 · 4 answers · asked by Chucknorrissaurus 2 in Friends

GUESS WHAT

2006-12-23 10:34:55 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 10:34:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

how do i un-frizz my hair? ive tried a few products but as always, they never work.
stupid frizz....

2006-12-23 10:34:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2006-12-23 10:34:44 · 9 answers · asked by J-C 2 in Baseball

hi i have just found out the other week that im 12 weeks pregnant not 10 and i was just wondering how far on u can find out on what sex ur unborn child is

2006-12-23 10:34:31 · 4 answers · asked by gina m 1 in Pregnancy

I believe that most of Christianity can not be explained and that is why I am not a christian. I think most things seemed to be borrowed or made up!

2006-12-23 10:34:25 · 26 answers · asked by Diamond 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-23 10:34:14 · 10 answers · asked by snowwhite 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

it can be anybody

2006-12-23 10:34:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

2006-12-23 10:34:05 · 35 answers · asked by tom s 1 in Adolescent

We are from the US and I am working on assignment in AUS for a LARGE computer mfg, just guess. Anyway, I miss Cherry Pie and the pie filling I have found here in AUS is not up to Wilderness. Is there another pie filling company here in AUS with similar product quality to make a cherry pie?

2006-12-23 10:34:03 · 6 answers · asked by tomcan 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-12-23 10:34:01 · 11 answers · asked by Jinx 1 in Sociology

I would like........

1) To have a good time with my family and friends and see their smiling expressions on their faces.

2) A styling head doll to practice doing hair on because I love to do hair.

3) Gift cards to different clothing stores.


Merry Christmas!

2006-12-23 10:33:59 · 23 answers · asked by Cinnamon Doll™ 4 in Christmas