My family is coming over to the trailor park for XMas. We've rented some spaces for their RV's and Campers, but I really can't handle them.
My aunt is nearly 800 pounds and my momma is 600 pds. Together they eat nearly $1000 worth of Food Stamps, and how am I going to feed the rest of the family? My Uncle is bringing his strange girlfriend over, and my son and daughter are both bringing thier respective lovers.
Even though my daughter is in love with my neighbors dog. Should I feed him Kibbles and Bits? And what should I do about my Senile Grandma? She always wants to fly like the reindeer, and we can't keep her off the roof.
My Sister won't stop feeling me up in front of my wife and girlfriend, and what should should I tell her husband, my father?
Aarrggh, the holidays are so difficult. What can I do?
2006-12-18
03:27:08
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