My family is coming over to the trailor park for XMas. We've rented some spaces for their RV's and Campers, but I really can't handle them.
My aunt is nearly 800 pounds and my momma is 600 pds. Together they eat nearly $1000 worth of Food Stamps, and how am I going to feed the rest of the family? My Uncle is bringing his strange girlfriend over, and my son and daughter are both bringing thier respective lovers.
Even though my daughter is in love with my neighbors dog. Should I feed him Kibbles and Bits? And what should I do about my Senile Grandma? She always wants to fly like the reindeer, and we can't keep her off the roof.
My Sister won't stop feeling me up in front of my wife and girlfriend, and what should should I tell her husband, my father?
Aarrggh, the holidays are so difficult. What can I do?
2006-12-18 03:27:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Call Jerry Springer....He will know exactly what to do!!!
2006-12-18 03:30:25 · answer #1 · answered by photogram1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should do what you think is respectivly right. If you go to an off-brand grocery store, you'll be able to affored it all. You don't have to worry about your neighbor's dog. Let them feed it.
2006-12-18 03:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would definately tell them all you've changed your religion to be Jehova's Witness. Then you can celebrate Christmas anyway you'd like without having them bother you.
2006-12-18 04:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by Susan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Jerry Springer....sounds like your family is right up his alley.
2006-12-18 04:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by vanhammer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be using Xanax, Klonopin and Valiums.
2006-12-18 03:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont answer the door. Try to sleep thru it. 2nd alternative is to get in your car........you DO have a car?........And get as far away as possible! Happy Hollydaze!
2006-12-18 03:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u winding us up if not am soooo sorry what a bad situation just get bevied and enjoy your xmas and stop worrying
2006-12-18 03:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ღ☆ shoesaholic ☆ღ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just go through the process. I kind of hate traveling but when we ent to mexico... i just had to put up with it..
2006-12-18 03:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not to mention your 12 year old girlfriend....perv
2006-12-18 03:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
just deal
2006-12-18 03:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by mike 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋