One rainy night, a babysitter was at Little Johnny's house. As they she was watching TV, Johnny says, "When it's rainy Mommy let's me snuggle with her." The babysitter thought this over and said, "Ok you can snuggle with me." Quickly, Johnny climbed up onto the couch and snuggled up. A while later he says, "Now Mommy gives me a bath." Again the babysitter thought this over and said, "Ok I'll give you a bath. So they go up to the bathroom and Little Johnny gets into the bathtub. 5 minutes later, Johnny says, "Now Mommy gets into the tub with me." So the babysitter says, "OK" undresses and gets in. Then Little Johnny says, "Now Mommy lets me put my finger in her bellybutton." The babysitter says, "OK" Then she yells, "Hey! That wasn't my bellybutton!" and Little Johnny says, "Thats wasn't my finger either."
2006-12-17
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