One rainy night, a babysitter was at Little Johnny's house. As they she was watching TV, Johnny says, "When it's rainy Mommy let's me snuggle with her." The babysitter thought this over and said, "Ok you can snuggle with me." Quickly, Johnny climbed up onto the couch and snuggled up. A while later he says, "Now Mommy gives me a bath." Again the babysitter thought this over and said, "Ok I'll give you a bath. So they go up to the bathroom and Little Johnny gets into the bathtub. 5 minutes later, Johnny says, "Now Mommy gets into the tub with me." So the babysitter says, "OK" undresses and gets in. Then Little Johnny says, "Now Mommy lets me put my finger in her bellybutton." The babysitter says, "OK" Then she yells, "Hey! That wasn't my bellybutton!" and Little Johnny says, "Thats wasn't my finger either."
2006-12-17 05:03:13 · 31 answers · asked by Minne Mouse 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! That's so cute!!!
2006-12-17 05:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 10:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Ooohhh my boy lil Johnny. Where do people find these jokes!?
2006-12-17 05:37:01 · answer #3 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Thats funny.
2006-12-17 05:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
little Johnny jokes are sooooo funny
2006-12-17 05:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good for you Little Johnny!
2006-12-17 05:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if that should get a he he or a boo hiss, but I'm pretty cranky today
2006-12-17 05:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so guess little Johnny is not that little huh?
very funny
2006-12-17 05:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol and how old is this little johnny?
2006-12-17 05:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by summerglow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you are a funny girl!
2006-12-17 05:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was tooo kayoot....tiny bit disturbing but cute at tha same time lol
2006-12-17 05:17:37 · answer #11 · answered by jules 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋