yes, i beleive in unicornism. becaue i know for a fact that unicorns are real. you see, i fall into the religious category- unicornism, and so do you.
the main base for unicornism is unicorns; they ruled the earth back in the early days. they created the earth, and there is no heaven and hell. when you die, you simply turn into a unicorn, that is, if you beleive in unicornism. if you don't, then you turn into a ghost.
unicorns became extinct long ago but their spirits still remain on this planet.
no one can see them exept for me, and other people who beleive in unicornism. that would be you. i speak to the unicorns daily, so i know that this religion is to.
they even have their own special language. i have studied the langugage for a long time, so i learned how to speak it. it's a very complex language, but it has turned into an advantage for me because each day, the unicorns teach me more and more about their religion.
2006-12-13
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