Do you beleive in unicorns? Who's religion is unicornism?

Question

yes, i beleive in unicornism. becaue i know for a fact that unicorns are real. you see, i fall into the religious category- unicornism, and so do you.
the main base for unicornism is unicorns; they ruled the earth back in the early days. they created the earth, and there is no heaven and hell. when you die, you simply turn into a unicorn, that is, if you beleive in unicornism. if you don't, then you turn into a ghost.
unicorns became extinct long ago but their spirits still remain on this planet.
no one can see them exept for me, and other people who beleive in unicornism. that would be you. i speak to the unicorns daily, so i know that this religion is to.
they even have their own special language. i have studied the langugage for a long time, so i learned how to speak it. it's a very complex language, but it has turned into an advantage for me because each day, the unicorns teach me more and more about their religion.

here is a verse from the unicorn tablets. The unicorn tablets are similar to the christian bible, exept they are all about the history of unicorns. so here's a verse from the tablets:

Yεrkin 16:12-
Ya ķin a liagqu∂ loo snεe ķor no vΐoλλoo ΐrΐlon nornΩking ŭni΅corn ŧrnigen ﯘsanir mik ling ﺉat rormﻲin ŝni a kin piΐrng ﱡnta q mork.

Translation of Yεrkin 16:120-
We, the unicorns created the earth. We created the humans, the plants and the trees. And we, the spirits, we love you.

Who else beleives in unicornism?
Do you speak the language??

The Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU) is the goddess of tje world, which takes the form of a unicorn that is aproximatlly both invisible and pink.

Answer 1

I do believe here is proof

The point of this silliness is to prod the theist into remembering that their preaching is likely to be viewed by atheists as having all the credibility and seriousness of the atheists preaching about the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

The word atyheist in the passage means the ones who don't believe in unicorns.

this verse is in the unicorn tablets

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Answer 2

A religion that worships a godess known as "The Invisible Pink Unicorn", who has such infinite power that She can be both invisible and pink. Donald Doleg and Alicia Doleg, owners and creators of the FurniPets website are devout Unicornists and the religion can be found referenced throughout the site, and employees who wish to work at FurniPets are constantly badgered to join the religion. This creates many problems, because the religion is a direct competitor to Tycho Brahe's belief in Pastafarianism.

Answer 3

Unicorns were made famous (in our culture) by Tollkein in his Lord of the Rings triligy. remember, Galdalf's steed was a unicorn named Shadowfax. There is no basis in reality for a one horned horse.

The unicorn is a legendary creature usually depicted with the body of a horse, but with a single – usually spiral – horn growing out of its forehead (hence its name – cornus being Latin for 'horn'). The unicorn's blood and horn supposedly have mystical healing properties.

Though the modern popular image of the unicorn is sometimes that of a horse differing only in the horn, the traditional unicorn has a billy-goat beard, a lion's tail, and cloven hooves, which distinguish him from a horse.[1] Marianna Mayer has observed (The Unicorn and the Lake), "The unicorn is the only fabulous beast that does not seem to have been conceived out of human fears. In even the earliest references he is fierce yet good, selfless yet solitary, but always mysteriously beautiful. He could be captured only by unfair means, and his single horn was said to neutralize poison.

In medieval lore, the alicorn, the spiraled horn of the unicorn (the word "Alicorn" can also be the name for a winged unicorn/horned pegasus), is said to be able to heal and neutralize poisons. This virtue is derived from Ctesias's reports on the unicorn in India, that it was used by the rulers of that place to make drinking cups that would de-toxify poisons.

Though the qilin (麒麟, Chinese), a creature in Chinese mythology, is sometimes called "the Chinese unicorn", it is a hybrid animal that looks less unicorn than chimera, with the body of a deer, the head of a lion, green scales and a long forwardly-curved horn. The Japanese "Kirin", though based on the Chinese animal, is usually portrayed as more closely resembling the Western unicorn than the Chinese qilin.

The only scientific evidence of such a creature is a the one horned goat.

there is no such thing as a unicorn, unless he is having coffee with Bigfoot and the Lock Ness Monster!!!

Answer 4

Dude-- I'm sorry to tell U BUT--
1- This religion was created so smart people able to get $$$ from stupid people
2- U're just a freak doing freak jokes
3- If U're talkin' seriously, go visit a Church. Pink Unicorns can be associated with -satan-, because this religion consist in a world of pink unicorns that created the world, EXCLUDING anything REAL -- like GOD...
AND, if U can see that pink guy, and talk to him, consider go get an appointment to a priest- U need to be EXORCISED.



p.s. U are one freak guy >:P

Answer 5

Darlin, you are out of your everloving mind. There is no such thing as unicorn-ism. The unicorn was a belief before the Bible was written and was just that, a belief. Have you ever seen the movie Jason and the Argonauts. This is a prime example.

Answer 6

Unicorns existed and Noah took two of them on the Ark, so it has always been a mystery why they didn't survive. Last year the mystery was solved when Noah's lost journal was discovered and in it he mentioned that Unicorns "were delicious".

Answer 7

I love unicorns and collect anything unicorn, but I have never heard of anything like this >_<

Answer 8

The Unicorn is a myth,Used in fairytale.Plus the fact that i have never seen one!!!

Answer 9

The Leprachaun King says Unicornists are apostate. Your type is execrable in the eyes of the Leprachaun King.

But you personally are probably okay. Leprachaun King loves you; love the sinner, hate the sin.

Answer 10

unicorns are actual.. whether they do no longer look to be the horses with horns you think of approximately once you hear the call.. they're incredibly only goats with their horns twisted into one.. look it up ^^