theres a little boy named johnny who has been wanting a new bike for Christmas for the past 3 years. well fed up,johnny goes to his mom and says,"mom,i have asked santa to bring me a new bike for the past 3 years and he wont and has not done it...what should i do?" the frustrated little boy asked.
"well johnny,i guess you should go and write God a letter and ask Him for the bike"...
satisfied,johnny goes up to his room where he starts writing the letter. he starts it by saying "dear God,i have been wanting a new bike for Christmas for about 3 years now..." then he stops and said,"this wont work,ill try again" then he starts with "dear God i have had my hopes and dreams CRUSHED for the past 3 years and..." then he stops again and says "this wont work either" then he starts another,and it says "dear God,i am a 10 year old little boy who has had his HEART BROKE,LOST ALL HOPE IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT,AND DEVASTATED,FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS because i cant get my new bike...." well johnny,
2006-12-13
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