theres a little boy named johnny who has been wanting a new bike for Christmas for the past 3 years. well fed up,johnny goes to his mom and says,"mom,i have asked santa to bring me a new bike for the past 3 years and he wont and has not done it...what should i do?" the frustrated little boy asked.
"well johnny,i guess you should go and write God a letter and ask Him for the bike"...
satisfied,johnny goes up to his room where he starts writing the letter. he starts it by saying "dear God,i have been wanting a new bike for Christmas for about 3 years now..." then he stops and said,"this wont work,ill try again" then he starts with "dear God i have had my hopes and dreams CRUSHED for the past 3 years and..." then he stops again and says "this wont work either" then he starts another,and it says "dear God,i am a 10 year old little boy who has had his HEART BROKE,LOST ALL HOPE IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT,AND DEVASTATED,FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS because i cant get my new bike...." well johnny,
2006-12-13 03:28:07 · 16 answers · asked by disciple 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
frustrated,ripps that one up as well and goes back to his mom and asks "can i go to the church on the corner?" and his mother says to herself "wow! maybe i should say things like this more often,maybe he'll want to go to church more often..."then she says "BY ALL MEANS JOHNNY,YOU CAN GO ANYTIME!" so johnny got on his bike and headed for the church. when he got there he went in,looked around,saw a statue of mary,picked it up and stuck it in his pocket.then johnny went home. he ran upstairs and started to write another letter...it said "DEAR GOD.....I HAVE YOUR MOTHER HERE AND IF YOU WANT HER BACK IN ONE PIECE YOU HAD BETTER GIVE ME MY NEW BIKE!!!"
2006-12-13 03:28:59 · update #1
I had no idea where you were going with this one but it ended up being worth the wait. Definite 10
2006-12-13 05:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by lonestarlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-13 03:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by mom363546 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-13 04:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by thankkkyouus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-13 03:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-13 03:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-13 03:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by Neethu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will give it a ten...it is funny and not at all what you expect at the end...can't help but see humor so much like a child....
2006-12-13 03:32:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol bad boy 5
2006-12-13 05:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by jinie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 for effort.
2006-12-13 03:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny. I give you a 10 hands down!!!
2006-12-13 03:31:45 · answer #10 · answered by sofiedriskell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋